Hey guys! Sorry i was gone for a bit, I took a little break but i’m gonna try and do another chapter for the Robert fic i started!!
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Hey guys! Sorry i was gone for a bit, I took a little break but i’m gonna try and do another chapter for the Robert fic i started!!
Y’know how some woc say they can tell when the x reader isn’t necessarily “for them” because the fic will say “her cheeks turned red” or “Her face looked pale”
I think for me an underrated sentence that makes me think “Yeah the reader isn’t me fr” is when the writer makes a scene where her and said character are taking a a shower and she causally starts to wash her hair or the character washes her hair for her and then they just get out and move on
Ima be honest wash day is a whole ass process, not just grabbing some shampoo and and slapping it on my head girl I have to detangle it, shampoo, deep condition, leave the conditioner in my head for 30 minutes to an hour , wash that off, section my hair, blow dry each section, put on leave in conditioner, braid it up, throw on a scarf and bonnet—
…idk it’s really not a big deal but everytime I read it I just laugh abt it LMAOOO
update i just found another saying that lets me know the reader isn’t black:
when the writer says “Her pink nipples/lips”
ik some black women have pink lips/sometimes both pink and brown but like….most are brown even white women on occasion
i have found another 🧏🏾♀️:
when the writer uses 🫶🏻🤲🏻👐🏻🙌🏻👩🏻🤷🏼♀️💅🏻 emojis instead of just yellow ones for the reader in them text au fic thingies i forgot what they’re called
I have found a 4th one idk if i said it but:
When the writer says we the reader are a blood sibling of a character. Step siblings, yeah i can see it, but aint no way my blackerican self could be siblings to Gojo and be his little sister.
waterboy face sitting headcanons
+ this fic is bipoc friendly, but for reference the reader is predominantly black! Very black I fear.
cw: smut (+18), graphic sexual themes, oral (received), mdom to msub (barely), rough, aftercare
Herman loves eating you out, in all types of positions: from the front, from the back, one leg up, him pinning you down, etc.
But his absolute favorite? You sitting on his face. Hands down
When you guys first started dating, you were pretty nervous to put your weight on him. I mean Herman is pretty scrawny guys and you got some thick thighs girl! You thought you would break is neck!
But beyond popular belief, he’s a pretty tough guy. Especially when he is pent up, he can be pretty assertive guy. Which both of you found out that night.
His slender fingers gripping the plush of your thighs which were leaning back slightly on your calves and your ass is sitting on his chest. Your brown eyes meets his greyish blue ones as he gives a squeeze on one of your thighs as a moans draws out.
“baby i need you on my face, please.”
You sigh, giving him a concerned look. “herm, I’m gonna hurt you. I don’t mind just hovering.”
He grumbled, furrowing his brows as he squeezes a little harder as you whimpers. You’re pretty sensitive. Not in the sense of hurt but to u get very wet by even the slightest pressure. Especially with Herman, as sheepish the man is, this is a surprise that he would be man-handling you in this moment.
He pulls you closer mouth as he shifts from your thighs to your hips. His eyes darken Ina way you’ve never seen. “I’m sorry baby, but I’m not gonna ask again” As he pulls your pussy into his face
You gasp from the sudden movement and coolest that was placed on your cunt, as his big tongue sloppily starts to lap into you. Your hands shoots onto his wrist, with a weak pull to attempt to break away from him which was to no avail.
He starts to move faster, dipping his tongue in and out of your heat with a rhythm. Every other lick follows with a suck on your clit.
The more he laps, the more you can’t fight back as the pleasure peels away your strength to break away. Loud moans bouncing off the walls as you feel your climax reaches closer.
Herm moves one of his hands back down our thigh, reaching over to now play with your clit. With a sharp inhale and seeming to be your breaking point,; with a howl, your juices start pour into Herman’s mouth as you lose yourself to your nut.
Not even missing a beat, Herm swiftly grabs at your sides to hold you up as you lose control of your body allowing him to keep lapping at your cunt to his pleasure. Even though younust came, this doesn’t slow your wet man down.
Weakly bringing your hands back to his wrists, no longer caring about pushing off. Especially with how strong Herman in comparison, you can only fall into his command.
And like you were a rag doll, Herman uses you as such. Forcefully grinding your pussy into his mouth, moving your hips back and forth while his tongue flattens to cover your whole slit. You groan as tears start swelling in your eyes.
When you get closer away to your second climax, he fully presses you into his face; clit on his nose as his tongue drives into you as he quickly flicks inside of you and his nose cuddles into your clit. It felt as though you saw stars as you released once again into the red head’s mouth.
At your limit, your body goes fully limp. Maybe it was a superhero sense, yet again Herman catches you before you can fall back. Gently swinging you legs around so you are on your side, he places you onto the bed. When he makes sure that you are good, he gives you a forehead kiss before leaving to go grab a wash cloth.
After giving you some after care and cleaning himself up; Herman lays down next to you, as you cuddle into his side. “Baby, are-are you alright? I’m so-so sorry for being rough. I truly didn’t think that-that I even could do that.” The post-nut clarity turned your dominant man back into the sweetheart you know.
Giving a lazy fucked-out smile, you croak out. “Well I can’t lie baby, that was the hottest shit you have ever done. I really don’t mind it.”
With a sigh of relief, the lanky man leans down and gives you a kiss. “I-I’m so relieved to hear that. Next time, I know I can put you down. No, put it down. No!” again taking his stuttering mouth onto your once again, you laugh. “Yes baby, you can put me down again.”
Hey yall im abt to get back in the booth today with some dispatch fanfics.
I do think i want to switch to another fandom bc i recently have watched Sakamoto Days.
Not meaning im fulling dropping Dispatch! Just for this moment, I’m probably gonna take a break until I get back into it!
camgirl! reader x waterboy
+ this fic is bipoc friendly, but for reference the reader is predominantly black! Very black I fear.
Word count: 1.0k
Content Warning: smut (+18), cussing
a/n: ahh guys! Sorry for the wait, but this is my little b-day gift to myself! Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing!! Happy B-day to me🥳
hc Herm’s grandma is literally just ripped straight from the comic. like she deadass just Looks like that irl w her giant of a grandson
It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Wow wow wow
Hey guys, sorry for the lack of anything. Imma start two fic today I’ve been sick for the last day but I hope y’all have a good New Year!
Guys what fic should I do next?
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Robert x reader x waterway (smut)
Reporter! Reader x waterboy (fluff
Waterboy x black wife! Reader headcanon
+ this fic is bipoc friendly, but for reference the reader is predominantly black! Very black I fear.
Content warning: cussing, n-word (for those who are not black), little sexual content (in passing)
A/n: I wasn’t sure how to name this bc i have a vision. My head-canon that reader is very ghetto fabulous in the same sense i feel like i am. But idk if that would be offense to some orioles so i do wanna forewarn if that is not up your alley, I totally understand! But again, I want to self-indulge on something i feel like I resonate with. Also there is a child so take what you will.
You and Herman only been married for like 2-3 years; y’all did have a baby beforehand bc hey the dick was snappin’!
But dont get it twisted, y’all have been going out for a while and are madly head over heels for each other. Shit just… didnt go the way yall planned but that’s ok!
But lil flashback: you guys first met in high school, you were on cheer but you were cool with everyone. Herman is… well Herman, he didn’t really have a club but he would help out where he can which you always noticed
You did have to save his ass a couple times from bullies which got you guys to talk more and really got close since. You guys keep your relationship lowkey bc people are fucking annoying. Only people that knew were your closest friends who like Herm.
But yes! After finding out you were expecting, Herman was in the biggest rut of his life, he felt like the biggest piece of shit in the world. After comforting him, y’all had a convo abt you were in a position where you felt secure with him regardless if y’all did things step by step bc you know he would never not take responsibility.
Once changing Herman’s perspective, he got his shit together, asking you for marriage, being able be there for his wife and their newborn, landing the janitor job and to top it off finally becoming a hero.
He felt like he was on cloud nine. He has everything a man wants and needs in this lifetime.
Back to the present day, Herman didn’t really think about telling anyone about his family because well when was there time? During the off times, he’s either being teased or drama is happening in-office. But today was gonna be his daily dose.
After a mission, Herman was pretty roughed up but nothing that he isn’t alreasy used to; but he guess someone told off that it was worse than it was.
After exiting out the medbay area of SND that connects to the front desk area; he slowly walks out to a big commotion where he sees most of his dispatcher and team talk over each other as a loud voice booms over the rest of them
“I NEED ONE OF YOU MOTHAFUCKERS TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE FUCK MY HUSBAND IS AT BEFORE I TEAR THIS BITCH TO THE GROUND.” Herman sighs in relief knowing exactly who’s voice it belongs to.
“Ma’am can you please calm down and tell us who your husband is.” Robert tries to be professional, not knowing he just make her more upset.
“NIGGA Y’ALL CALLED ME SO Y’ALL SHOULD FUCKING KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE A CHILD AT HOME WAITING FOR THEIR DAMN DADDY TO COME HOME.” Her body is shaking feeling her frustration bubbling up more and more until she sees the lanky man in the corner of her eye.
With a gasp, she runs over to Herman, crashing her body into his as he grunts still recovering from his post-injury. Patting her back to sooth her. He leans down to whisper sweet nothings to her as she center herself
Mind you, the rest of the team is watching this unfolded in pure shock and silence. And of course, Invisigal was the first to talk. “Wait so like you’re actually married to Waterboy? like Wetwipeboy? Holy shit.” Ans that was the straw to break the camel’s back
Turning around, quickly trying to take of your earrings. “Oh bitch, you wanna get fucked up huh?” Before having the chance to make a dash towards her, Herman grabs onto your waist trying to stop you. “No no no baby! I pro-promise it’s good- ok! She’s just like that!”
After the longest hour of apologies and calming the energy in the office. You realized these mfs are fine just stupid as shit sometimes which is ok. But you did threaten that if you hear anymore bullying towards Herman, you will be up there and whoop everyone’s ass.
Robert let Herman go home for the day, kinda feeling bad that you were so riled up bc you thought Herman was in bad shape. Robert gives you both a wave goodbye as you both ride out in your car.
Coming home to your mom holding a sweet little bundle of joy who lit up seeing both of you there. Everything else felt so simple now that y’all are back in your cozy home.
I hope you enjoyed!!
Im just rambling but i saw someone said that Robert is a wasian man and it’s been stuck in my mind since. MY WAISAN KING OF HOW O LOVE YOU 🩷🩷😭😭😭🩷😭🩷😭🩷
“i write for black wo-“ immediate follow don’t play.
What’s Your Fantasy?
reader x waterboy x prism smut
+ this fic is bipoc friendly, but for reference the reader is predominantly black! Very black I fear.
Content warning: threesome (m/f/f), riding, pussy-eating, making out, blowjobs, m!sub, f!doms
A/n: wowowowow, i kinda went hammer time on this one; the poon was writing this. But hope y’all enjoy this one y’all!
Robert Robertson x Chase’s Niece! Reader (part 2)
+ this fic is bipoc friendly, but for reference the reader is predominantly black! Very black I fear.
Word count: 3.7k
Content Warning: smut (+18), cussing, alcohol use
A/n: hey y’all, this was a doozy to write. I hope you guys tear this up because she kinda big nasty; i’m also a tease because I was getting overwhelmed with writing this so y’all will get a part 3 pinky promise. But please enjoy this!
Hello 👋
I must confess that I have not actually played Dispatch (yet ☝️)
HOWEVER
I've seen enough of that watery beanpole to know I'm in love, soooooooo...
Waterboy x a reader with electricity powers? Specifically, both of them worried that water and electricity don't mix well, so they haven't actually touched each other like, skin on skin (maybe they both wear gloves idk) until they decide they want to try kissing for the first time. So they're both super nervous, closing their eyes and bracing themselves, Waterboy gives reader the tiiiiiiiiniest peck on the tip of their nose and...
Either
a) nothing happens, maybe a few literal sparks but nothing disastrous and they're free to cuddle ad infinitum
Or
b) reader's powers go haywire and black out the whole SDN building
Whichever is funnier
Welcome to the Waterboy cult! It's been a while so I hope you got the chance to play the game so I don't spoil anything by mistake. Enjoy!
Waterboy x Reader with Electric Powers 💧⚡️
Villain! Waterboy
Moment in the au at the end of the episode 8 they throw Flambae into the ocean, and it's Waterboard who saves him
A very lazy addition
✨self care night✨