Hey, hottie

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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Me: *turns on sink so cat can drink while I use the bathroom*

Cat: *uninterested*

*as soon as I turn it off*

Cat: I am beyond thirsty. I haven't had a sip of water in 72 years please mother why do you neglect me this way

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Where the fuck are people finding friends???

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Waking up from a nap is a traumatic experience

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This is me btw, if you even care.

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My son, the wizard.

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Literally me

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You know when you're crying laughing but then you have to take your glasses off to wipe your eyes? Why is it kinda embarrassing lmao

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Someone should make a Costco fan art. Turn it into one of those anime twinks yk?

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My friends wouldn't let me make this the group chat picture :[

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I love asking people "what happened?" while knowing exactly what happened

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Smoov brain

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Yeehaw