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Follows from sp******ye 22 • He/it • A Sub-Switch Genderqueer Transman's (Semi-Hard) Kink Blog • DNI: Pedos, Zoos, Minors, Cishet Men/Detrans/Misgendering Kinksters. I'm on testosterone for a reason. I block liberally.

[fagbarking]

INTRO POST 🐺READ ME!

Hi! You can call me Dandelion (or Dandy)! This is my lil horny blog for microfiction and being a fag x3

I'm a 23 year old genderqueer transboy (he/it/ki), a variably canine (mostly dog) therian, omega miscecanis, and a submissive vers E-Slut. I can switch sometimes, but it's rare. Happily single too, btw.

🗯️FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: NO MINORS, NO PEDOS, NO ZOOS, NO AGELESS BLOGS. Also NO CISHET MEN‼️

If you're a cishet guy who's interested in me, hi! I love my peach fuzz mustache and broad shoulders and hairy tummy. That isn't gonna change. keep it pushing lol.🖕

💜🏳️‍🌈Queers and freaks of all kinds are welcome, just keep in mind that even tho I am attracted to all genders we tend to be yaoiful and bara-worshipping here.💞🌈

🐶 My Tags 🐶

#dandywhines.txt -- text posts, whether it's my creative works or just yapping

#dandywags.img -- image posts! My nudes and selfies usually.

🚦If we're playing in dms I use the Traffic Light Safeword System.

Green = Having Fun, Keep Going

Yellow = Pause, I Need A Break, Slow Down

Red = No More Play, Full Stop

✨Fave Kinks:

Breeding and Pregnancy (giving and receiving!)

Hypno, mental conditioning/training, IQ play

PRAISE AND SNUGGLES

Petplay! Yip!

Humiliation and Degradation 💕 (receiving -- love SPH)

Toys! I love fantasy toy collecting!

Mild Intox Play (Weed, Alcohol, Sci-Fi & Fantasy Substances)

Primal & Physical Play of All Kinds

CNC: dubious consent and softer rapeplay (recieving only)

Superhero/Supervillain Roleplay

Monsterfucking and furry shit. You might see depictions of feral human-intelligence fantasy/scifi furries, monsters or aliens.

Exhibitionism and Voyeurism

MUSK. *Sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*

NSFW miscecanis/omegaverse stuff -- omegaverse worldbuilding is actually a Special Interest of mine, so it'll trickle into my works from time to time! >w<

😐Soft Limits:

Fauxcest

Diapers -- I'm into ageplay like cg/l, but this is hit or miss for me.

Possessiveness

Trying to romance me. I'm demiromantic and not looking for a partner. I'm not opposed to IRL partnerships if a long-term friendship naturally progresses into that but please don't try to court me

Piss (it's a sometimes-maybe for me dawg)

Meeting up offline

❌Hard Limits:

Detrans/Misgendering

Gore and Snuff

Realistic Ferals/k9/etc

Depictions of Underage Characters

Raceplay

Scat

Vomit

IRL Cheaters

Ableism

Misogyny

Bugchasing

Parasite Play

I have many kinks. The faves list above is not comprehensive, though the limit lists are comprehensive enough for online play.

Come say hi! Awroooo!! 🐾

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[hornysideblogforhornypurposes]

Forcefem and forcemasc are nice and fun, but what about forcepet? Or forcetoy Forcebot? Mind fuckery is an infinite playground and I intend to explore it.

[foone]

on a scale of "hot" to "I'm in danger", how would you react if you found out that several people flirting with you on social media had formed a group chat specifically to talk about you.

You know, exchanging ideas and plans and observations about you, and what they want to do to you?

[fagbarking]

HotHOTHOTHOTHOT-

[gooobraghhh]

Trans men are so inherently slutty to me. You openly tell people that you’re on a medication which has a primary side effect of making you debilitatingly horny. Anytime I see them and their little blogs all I can think about is how often they must be touching themselves to even try to satiate their voluntarily induced dogboy heat. A big issue facing Transmen is their high rates of dangerous sex because they’re so desperate to get fucked and too mind meltingly horny to worry about the consequences of being bred. It must be so tough for them being so hard and wet all the time, always craving to get pounded by whoever will give them the attention they need. I just want to help those poor, needy guys out, if not me who else is gonna get them off over and over? God knows they’re trying to do it themselves.

[fagbarking]

I need this post taped to my forehead so everyone knows how to interact with me. I need the people at the urgent care to tease me each time I come in seeking yet another STD test in my teeny little shorts and walk out with a pocket full of free condoms🥴

[sadist-posting]

Lukewarm take but I think one of the biggest problems with the way kink is discussed on Tumblr and in lots of online spaces is the essentialism that often comes up when describing the role of subbing or domming. No sex act is inherently dominant or submissive, no body part is inherently associated with a particular role. There is no ideal Dom or ideal sub. It's all just how the scene is framed.

My domming ideology, my preference for how I conduct myself and the way that I view myself in Domspace is probably just as close to a brat or pleasure sub as it is to the stereotypical cis male Dom archetype that's very common in these spaces.

I'm sadistic because I enjoy the feelings I can give other people. I love the way they can react to pain, pleasure, and any combination of the two I inflict. It arouses me to have a submissive exert themselves for my pleasure. For that reason, my dominance is almost oriented around a certain degree of selfishness. I want to make you moan a certain way, cry just the way I like, whine and beg in the exact way that scratches that sadistic itch I have. It's like this inverted, perverse version of pleasure domming. It's so addictive. Even when I'm doing something which is meant to be physically pleasurable for you, I enjoy it because it gets me off too. Greedy, selfish dominance.

That same mindset extends to physical pleasure. I'm extremely fucking greedy. I love having my ass eaten and making a sub focus all their effort and energy into getting me off for as long as possible. I love being edged and overstimulated for that same reason. It's about me and my pleasure and they're just a toy I'm using to get off. I like it when they top for me and do the work because they're pushing themselves and working hard for my pleasure.

I love doing scenes where I basically use them to masterbate, or treat them like a pleasureless sex toy that can only get me off. Denial also seeps into this aspect of kink for me, where the dichotomy between my focus on my own pleasure and taking away theirs creates exciting and intense dynamics.

Am I still physically dominant? Very. Do I love doing the work and topping? Obviously. Am I sadistic and cruel for their pleasure as much as mine? All the time. But those components of dominance are expected and typical, while the selfish, self-pleasuring aspects of dominance are mostly expected from Femdoms (a group who has a ton of unearned stereotypes themselves).

My final point is that kink has no gender, sex acts have no specific level of dominance, anyone can enjoy anything and frame it however they want. Not all subs give head not all doms top.

[sadist-posting]

Lukewarm take but I think one of the biggest problems with the way kink is discussed on Tumblr and in lots of online spaces is the essentialism that often comes up when describing the role of subbing or domming. No sex act is inherently dominant or submissive, no body part is inherently associated with a particular role. There is no ideal Dom or ideal sub. It's all just how the scene is framed.

My domming ideology, my preference for how I conduct myself and the way that I view myself in Domspace is probably just as close to a brat or pleasure sub as it is to the stereotypical cis male Dom archetype that's very common in these spaces.

I'm sadistic because I enjoy the feelings I can give other people. I love the way they can react to pain, pleasure, and any combination of the two I inflict. It arouses me to have a submissive exert themselves for my pleasure. For that reason, my dominance is almost oriented around a certain degree of selfishness. I want to make you moan a certain way, cry just the way I like, whine and beg in the exact way that scratches that sadistic itch I have. It's like this inverted, perverse version of pleasure domming. It's so addictive. Even when I'm doing something which is meant to be physically pleasurable for you, I enjoy it because it gets me off too. Greedy, selfish dominance.

That same mindset extends to physical pleasure. I'm extremely fucking greedy. I love having my ass eaten and making a sub focus all their effort and energy into getting me off for as long as possible. I love being edged and overstimulated for that same reason. It's about me and my pleasure and they're just a toy I'm using to get off. I like it when they top for me and do the work because they're pushing themselves and working hard for my pleasure.

I love doing scenes where I basically use them to masterbate, or treat them like a pleasureless sex toy that can only get me off. Denial also seeps into this aspect of kink for me, where the dichotomy between my focus on my own pleasure and taking away theirs creates exciting and intense dynamics.

Am I still physically dominant? Very. Do I love doing the work and topping? Obviously. Am I sadistic and cruel for their pleasure as much as mine? All the time. But those components of dominance are expected and typical, while the selfish, self-pleasuring aspects of dominance are mostly expected from Femdoms (a group who has a ton of unearned stereotypes themselves).

My final point is that kink has no gender, sex acts have no specific level of dominance, anyone can enjoy anything and frame it however they want. Not all subs give head not all doms top.

[the-sensitive-sadist]

Fyi if you aren't intentionally and unflinchingly woke, I want absolutely nothing to do with you.

[fagbarking]

another banger hell yea

[ambroseaphrodisiac]

ftm guy with a breeding kink. not uncommon except im the one doing the breeding... so.

[fagbarking]

Please go out to transmasc meetups in your area the t4t breeder bottoms need it bro 🙏

[fagbarking]

Last night was so funnnn.... Got super stoned and I spontaneously squirted(?)/got wet(?)/pre-ejac'd(?) from fantasizing about something and wasn't even touching myself.

Hard to tell what it was with a pussy, but I went from mildly wet to utterly soaked in a second, and the physical sensation didn't feel like the slow creep of getting wet. Like there was muscular tension behind it. Like blowing a load. Like my either my skene's or vaginal wall glands (or both?) got shocked into emptying all at once.

On testosterone cumming feels like punch of pleasure to the body instead of estrogen's gradual waves thing unless it's gspot stimulation.... But I now get super wet even before I cum, so it's been hard for me to tell whether I'm squirting/ejaculating or not...

Before testosterone, I didn't get wet until I came, but it never felt forceful in the same way cumming with a testosterone-dominant system does. So I can't exactly tell if I prematurely ejaculated yesterday.... But it sure felt like it 🥰

Then I came my brains over and over with my vibrator yayyyy :33

[gooobraghhh]

I was fingering a trans guy recently and I could literally feel his pulse in his cunt every time I’d say something that really exited him. It was like the perfect non verbal communicator for me to know exactly what he enjoyed hearing the most. I even asked if he could feel himself pulsating to make sure it wasn’t just his heartbeat and his eyes lite up while he got all embarrassed which let me know he felt every single pulse shoot through his body from his cunt. It was so fucking hot saying the right thing and feeling it jolt again and again as he tightened up and his dick twitched while his eyes rolled back into his head.

God I need to do it again immediately

[nowesternpromises-deactivated20]

I don’t masturbate much, but this guy I’m seeing does every day, usually more than once. He tells me it’s a cis guy thing, about how a hard-on is way harder to ignore than “just getting wet”, which—well, that’s not why. I’m the first trans man he’s slept with so I can understand why he might be wrong, but I’ve known enough truly perverted tboys to know it’s not an anatomical thing. I just don’t need it as much as he does.

Anyway—No Nut November rolls around, and while we’re not quite at the stage where I’d be able to control his orgasms when we’re not together, I make a joke in passing that NNN for me would be having to masturbate every single day. That sense of frustration and obligation, of having to spend time I wanted to use differently doing something that’s just not what I want—I’m just making an observation, watching my cigarette smoke waft off into the night air—but when I turn to look at him, his pupils have swallowed his irises and he’s pitched toward me, eyes trained on my throat.

“What if we traded?” he rasps. I snort and pass him the cig. “I’m busier than you, boy. I don’t have time to sit around with my dick in my hand.”

He tries again. “I mean—if you, uh—if I told you when I wanted to get off. And I didn’t, but you did.”

That’s more interesting. I consider him lengthwise. “It’s like, three times a day, right? I have a job.”

He shakes his head. “Well, yeah, but—if we’re just talking about need? Once in the morning, maybe again to fall asleep. I think—I think you could do it.”

“Oh, I could,” I sigh. “And I won’t lie, I’m tempted. Would you show me?”

“What do you mean?”

I snag the cigarette back from him. “When you need it. Would you send me a picture of your cock?”

His throat works as he swallows. “Uh, I mean, yeah?”

I picture it for a moment. This boy, this young man I’m just starting to know, spending a month doing nothing with his boners but sending pictures of them to me. I normally would not at all appreciate being forced to cum on a daily basis, but the idea of him—lying back in the early morning, dick pink and weeping onto his stomach, hands twitching with the urge to touch while he imagines my fingers tucked inside my cunt—has a real ring to it.

“Alright.” I shrug. “Let’s try it.”

[dykepuffs]

Bootblacking is top level kink because it's one of the few I can think of where the nominal sub is treated as a thoughtful, knowledgeable technician from the outset.

Like, a flogging bottom might be praised for their ability to take pain and know their limits, or a rope bunny might be recognised as keeping themselves in good physical shape so they can hold complicated stress positions for longer than a novice, but even the most beginner of beginner bootblacks has learnt a little bit of materials science (Will this type of brush scratch this patent finish?), a little bit of basic chemistry (If these were last polished with a silicone wax, how do I remove that to start to bull them?), a little bit of leatherworking history (Is that natural fibre stitching on those surplused Warsaw Pact boots, will my polish rot it?) and spent time practising techniques on their own boots.

And it's one of the few kinks I can think of where the top is so immediately physically and emotionally vulnerable to the bottom in that way: I put my foot in the hands of a stranger bootblacking at a party, and I trust that they won't damage the boots I was gifted by my long-dead Master when I was 17, that they won't soak the stitching and start the rot of the boots I was wearing when I first fucked the love of my life, I trust that they'll carefully work around and treat the cuts and scuffs in the leather that I picked up wearing these same boots marshalling at a dozen prides and going toe-to-toe with strikebreakers and scabs on twenty years' worth of picket lines. The experienced bootblack can look at my soles and where my boots crease, and see that I have a weak hip, that I'm slightly bowlegged, that I don't drive and that I walk even in the weather where I'd rather not. And I trust that they'll see that worn-out, poor, slightly sad old man and still call me "sir".

It just feels like a lot.

[faggotfungus]

@spitfaggot

[spitfaggot]

the joke among my leather circle is "everyone subs for a bootblack," not necessarily that bootblacking = sub or dom, but rather, we could have the most stone-top, left-pocket-black-flagging, powder-coated-steel-paddle-gripping Sir Dom, and all a bootblack has to do is move their wesco boot with a palm and they obey. "give me this foot." tugging laces loose with one practiced finger. hefting a heavy-soled engineer up to wrench pebbles loose from in between the lugs. "stay still." taking finger-fulls of huberd's and lathing it meticulously and lavishly over a pair of oil tans - watching my customer curiously eye the lubricated shine with a rising heat behind their cheeks. planting the full weight of their boot on my shoulder and commanding them, gently, to press their weight onto me.

there's something so deeply fulfilling in being a technician, someone who restores leather like a museum archivist, accentuating scratches and blemishes and returning life to those leather pieces so they can go on to keep fucking, kicking, running. i am as much a craftsman as i am a history keeper. my respect is given not just by the titles i refer to you with, but the care i have given to your boots, jackets, and harnesses, and the stories they tell.

[customboytoyz]

Between Zootopia and The Bad Guys franchises we're gonna see new furry kinks unheard of

well ittago n bro ffs movies with charismatic anthro canine men. that will produce the same furries that disneys robin hood made. we have all seen furries.

im talking about elsagate esque videos causing csection fetishes.

adults with janitor girl fetishes because the way those viral cleaning influencer women create their videos to look like fetish baiting and porn skits is so undeniable. "i need a woman hunched over and acting helpless while cleaning something so incompetently or phalliclike."

im talking slime fetishes in ways we haven't even begun to conceptualize. "my first crush was(asmr slime content creator) that i listened to to go to sleep". put your stocks into asmr porn while u can.

[customboytoyz]

how could i forget mukbangs with hot women who KNOW it gets more views when they het egregious with sucking things down. and they know how it looks

[iguanamouth]

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

[iguanamouth]

[emptierandbigger]

okay so

story starts with a fairly young, very charismatic guy who has low-key begun a sister-wives cult. he's actually publicly know as kind of a bad boy player type but no one really gets how deep that goes

he sets his sights on a new target in a new town, someone who he thinks is just kind of quirky and different and could be a fun addition to his collection, but it turns out is a trans man

this does not dissuade the wannabe cult leader as much as he thought it would

in fact he finds it REALLY appealing

cut to the "women" he'd already enchanted changing themselves to keep his attention on them too, as he starts being more of a chaser, and they realize they're actually happier this way, and he sees that too, and he realizes he's really into finding the boys who are stuck hiding in this world and "corrupting" them, freeing them from their prisons

and for his own use, of course

[ranchbeetle-termalbum]

Forcemasc but we're on the couch making out and I whisper in their ear "let me slip into something more.. comfortable. ;)" and when I come back instead of being in lingerie or something I look like this: