[crabanarchy]

They should invent a being a sadist that isnt embarassing

[crabanarchy]

You're so cute do you want to come back to my place and get kicked in the head

[bitchh]

2hr makeout session ft inappropriate touching sounds so good rn

[v4d4v4d4]

i love you people i love this site i wish slutweed was real

[prokopetz]

Elaborate fantasy and sci-fi worldbuilding as necessary context and structure for porn is great, but what's really fantastic is when the worldbuilding is a product of the porn. It clearly didn't need to be there, but at some point the author took a closer look at the porn and started asking "okay, so what does this imply?"

[prokopetz]

Level 1: The worldbuilding needs to be there for the porn to make sense.

Level 2: The porn needs to be there for the worldbuilding to make sense.

[umuuru]

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[rimonoroni2]

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

[finalgirlcock]

doing insane shibari on my fairy wife with shit I bought at the craft store and telling everyone she's a keychain

[guiltfactory]

i love when sex with a character is inherently dubcon because even if they wanted it they'd never verbalize that or make it clear at all.

[tulpamom]

when you fuck him so good the system crashes ykwim?

[souragdoll]

[distortionworldpussy]

What do you think about audino?

So cute and sensitive…..

I love the idea of having a loving Audino companion that just cares so so much :( they want to make sure you’re always feeling good in every way possible! They bring you your vitamins/meds every day, always makes sure you have water, reminds you to eat and take breaks. They’re just so doting!

So when you have a day that you’re just so so horny that you can’t think straight - stuck in bed frustrated at your inability to get off, your ever so sensitive Audino picks up on it so easily.

At first they would try to get you out of bed, gently attempting to coax you to take your mind off of it. But as you stubbornly pull away and tuck yourself against your mattress, they get a different idea….

Your darling Audino doesn’t have the biggest cock, but they’re so easier please you. They buck their hips frantically and make the cutest little whines, pushing past their quickly accumulating overstimulation to make sure you cum as many times as you need to feel all better :( by the end they’ve drained all their cum into you from the constant repeated orgasms brought on by the oversensitivity, but it’s so worth it to them because you finally feel better. ♡

[lyssatbqh]

I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out

[drippykitsu]

Stalker / control freak characters when they're well meaning and sweet in a scary sort of way 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[machinecoolant]

entanglement hazard

[darkraiscuntboy]

Oral is underrated oral is underrated ORAL IS UNDERRATEEEEED

Tiny Pokémon straddling your face, small enough to put all their strength into holding onto your head, pushing their cock past your lips. The taste of them invades your tongue, the pre-cum already being pumped out in small spurts all along your tastebuds- you gag, drooling down your chin, trying to keep up with the furious rutting against your face. All you can smell and taste is them.

Large Pokémon pressing their slick, hot pussy to your mouth, coaxing you to lick and taste their slit. Their clit is puffy, erect, and they twitch and vocalize with every lap at their folds. Their juices are salty, warm, and as their arousal grows your Pokémon's fluids invade more and more of your mouth until it splashes against your cheeks from the sheer excess- and they haven't even cum yet.

Your Pokémon sound so happy to use your throat, how could you ever disappoint them?

[distortionworldpussy]

Pokémon casually talking to each other about how badly they want to fuck their trainers who are all so clueless because they can’t speak pokémon….

Trying to give little hints like burying their noses between their trainer’s legs, licking them through the fabric. Or flaunting their hard cocks- rolling over on their backs with their legs spread wide and looking their trainer dead in the eyes, inviting.

Finding out there’s a whole dedicated circle online of people who said their pokémon were doing the same thing, before they were eventually pinned and mounted when their partner couldn’t take waiting anymore~