IM STILL TRASH @fagg-ot - Tumblr Blog

i love codependent relationships in fiction i love watching two messy people unforgivably in love with each other shatter the world around them i love seeing interpretations of love as a cosmic disastrous redemptive force i love watching love consume people whole i love looking at romantic relationships and going "oh that is so fucked up! good for them"

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eternalgirlscout

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

cassiebones

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

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so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

laughordie

this was a real show

melonkollie

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

babyanimalgifs

Cats don’t always make the best dogs

virgo-79

What do you mean; he did great.

amvs

grymmoires

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This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

daglout

This text thread brought us into a new age

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The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

greatpretending

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

marvel-blog2

god, the amount of fucking that tumblr wants to do to venom is astronomical. y’all really be out here with urls like venom-what-that-tongue-do-666 huh

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and what about it

shrekyourself

I love this cat even if he is so dirty he ruins my hand every time I pat him

yourhometowncryptid

That’s dusty dan you fool

shrekyourself

Please do not tell me lies about my favourite neighbour. His name is on his collar: “Albert (Bertie)”

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Dirty Bertie

equalistmako

now that his identity’s been confirmed, i can’t stop thinking about Nathalie overhearing all of Hawkmoth’s LOUD ASS monologues..

bubonickitten

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better wATCH OUT 🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt 🎶

sighinastorm

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness. Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

africanaquarian

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

fuckyeah-nerdery

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

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This is big dick energy

erevshelshoshanim

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

erevshelshoshanim

Thin people can reblog this btw