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HYPNOTIZD FROM HERMITCRAFT IS A. MINECRAFT YOUTUBER TBIS IS NOT A HYPNOKINK BLOG.

[faghypnotizd]

hermitshipping sideblog 👍

main is @firep0wder <- more mcyt, mcr, general posts, the occasional ship post but nothing suggestive there

also check out @fp-loveposting <- connections and parallels, posts that feel like love and human nature to me, art and compilations and silly things and historical reflections and all sorts of stuff really

as for this blog (you are here) - it's just for youtube-based shipping posts; I'm trying to make my main less bothersome for mutuals who don't want to see mcyt shipping lol. CW there will probably be suggestive/nsfw content (flagged with the sexual themes community label). It's up to you to curate your online experience.

[parakeet]

Got a free bible from the street preachers today they were like are you trying to reconnect with god and I was like no… I just collect free bible… not very pleased with that answer unfortunately but I was already away…. Got em again… #win #hallelujah

[parakeet]

Just wanted to add that after this event as I was walking away I turned to a random page of said bible -and I remember it because I got made fun of by my crew for not being able to pronounce the chapter - and read a random passage, and it was as follows:

Ecclesiastes 9:7-

Go, eat your bread with joy, and drink your wine with a merry heart, for God has already approved what you do.

#godapproved #praisehim #sacrilege

[crafteeauthor]

"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"

[tapmcshoe]

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[blubbed]

whats the most masc way to drink a strawberry frappe i posited this question to a group of trans ppl yesterday and they said to mix it until the whipped cream dissolved and to chug without the straw

[blubbed]

enchanted with both of these answers truly

[bananahomo]

[geniusoflove]

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

[kermitheefrog]

THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING

[at-the-end-of-all]

when hozier said “the likes of a darkness so deep that god at the start couldn’t bear” and when hozier said “i’d still know you not being shown you i only need the working of my hands” and when hozier said “some part of me must have died the first time that you called me baby” and when hozier said “i would still be surprised i could find you darling in any life” and when hozier said “heaven is not fit to house a love like you and i” and when hozier said “but if we fall i only pray don’t fall away from me” and when hozier said “you were steering my heart like a wheel in your hands and darling i haven’t felt it since then” and when hozier said “if there was anyone to ever get through this life with their heart still intact they didn’t do it right” and when hozier said “if i was a riptide i wouldn’t take you out” and when hozier said “darling there’s a part of me i’m afraid will always be trapped within an abstract from a moment of my life” and when hozier said “do you know i could break beneath the weight of the goodness love i still carry for you” and when hozier said “darkness always finds you either way it creeps into the corners as the moment fades” and when

[sapphling]

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

[valtsv]

my autopsy results came back inconclusive

[valtsv]

theyre not even sure what i am

[rakdos-dogdyke]

Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

[rakdos-dogdyke]

YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS ME

[slugbo]

i wish lego skeleton was real

[tatzelwurming]

look behind you

[slugbo]

dont fucking say that .

[slimereveler]

wait why does my toaster look so yonic right now

[slimereveler]

why not just gun me down in the street

[marxistgnome]

They consider me strange and unusual due to my autistic behaviors. And maybe the unnatural experimentations too but thats unlikely.

[polyamzeal]