educated garlix

fuck my fat baka chungus fudanshi life paraprofessional bearer of the curse the totally tubular kind of transsexual he/him 20s

[the-walkerrr]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[marxistlesbianist]

I'm getting hetslop vibes from your parents tbh

[fagphoria]

pete wentz on doordash be like yeah the road outside my house is paved with good intentions no yeah you can't miss it it's the blue house. yeah the one on the left okay i see you now. okay yep bye and then he hangs up the phone to get his food from the driver

[fagphoria]

smoking that shinzo abe pack infinity on high 5000 like hello whatttt

[fagphoria]

pete wentz on doordash be like yeah the road outside my house is paved with good intentions no yeah you can't miss it it's the blue house. yeah the one on the left okay i see you now. okay yep bye and then he hangs up the phone to get his food from the driver

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[speedlimit15]

Tiktok people love to belike When you remember that up is actually down

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dooshbeeg]

flesh for fantasy

[zmpl]

it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.

tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!

[probuccalfat]

is it sexually attractive that i have no subscriptions to streaming services

[kienanler]

[sapphling]

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[aflo]

Charlie Kirk's soul was trapped in sora 2 and when they shut it down he got sealed away forever and now he's in there screaming 24/7

[aceofpans]

tumblr is a website full of clowns who all think theyre jesters

[bogleech]