[fagseverywhere]

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

[ahprodiite-blog]

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me. it’s me. i’m looking in the mirror. i’m so perfect and beautiful

[splders-deactivated20140819]

but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard

[phdintvwatching]

[breakingbag-blog]

when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just

[botanize]

I hate this bitch

me reading back my own post I made 4 minutes ago (via melongorl)

[sleezed]

[fagseverywhere]

me: *gets anxious over nothing*

me: wait this is stupid everything is fine

me: wait

me: but what if its not

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth

dude 2: okay but what are the magic words

dude 1: no homo

[pandly]

[so-humorous]

[bgc-land]

[anchorsandmoons]

[fagseverywhere]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

[officialwhitegirls]

i cant breathe in cold winter air without fucking up how do people do hard drugs

[1d-likes]

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

when you’re checking someone out and they catch you

[avivrant-thang-deactivated20160]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

S L A Y K W E E N.