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♡Juno•20+•Any Pronouns•House MD♡ ♥︎Robert Chase Apologist♥︎

[faifenaco]

Hijacking my selfie to add a (super minimal) intro ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )♡

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ᯓ➵ Name: Juneau (June, Juno, Uno, etc.!)

ᯓ➵ Pronouns: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whatever's fine, tbh :3

ᯓ➵ Age: 20+

ᯓ➵ Content: Mostly House MD, but sometimes just stuff i find funny (tagged as #not house md)

ᯓ➵ Favourite metaphor: I am both the wounded hare and the mad dog in pursuit

ᯓ➵ I'm always down to be mutuals!

ᯓ➵ Send me asks about: House MD. House MD and also,, the horrors (my personal self)...

ᯓ➵ I track the tag #og breadsticks (a holdover from when my @ was olivegarden-breadsticks YEARS ago)

ᯓ➵ TERFs, Peds, and EDblogs get fucked I will do physical harm to you

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[faifenaco]

enough negativity. I may be a certified hater, but the world is good actually and full of beauty and joy...

[alphabetizing-posts]

a actually and and be beauty but certified enough full good hater, I is joy... may negativity. of the world

[faifenaco]

what. did you do to my post

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[arachnidsgrrip]

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

[teapartiez]

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

[homestuckhomestuckhomestuck]

[faifenaco]

Junooooo its me cup🐈

teehee hi my love <3

[faifenaco]

I have a personal headcanon that if house was a girl dad of a toddler, she would probably want to dress as boo from monsters inc for halloween and if her daddy has to bring her to work for some reason, she'll imagine the hospital is the Monsters Inc place in the movie just for one day. She'll probably convince house to buy one of those plastic masks of Sully so they can match (because a costume is too much for him), and everytime she sees wilson she'll point to him and say "Mike Wazowski!!" to the point wilson is fed up like "-okay, who's mike and why she keep calling me that?"

You think house would be the type of dad to get her to trick or treat orr he'll just say some excuse to make her forget it?

This is making me so— I think he'd pawn trick or treating off, but only because of his leg. For the first few years, she doesn't know any better, so it's easy to just throw on a movie and buy her a bunch of candy, maybe just take her to the immediate neighbours homes. But in later years, I think he'd most likely have Wilson (or maybe the ducklings, depending) take her. She'd give him one (count it—ONE) singular "please?" and he'd crumble.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[homura]

[faifenaco]

https://www.tumblr.com/faifenaco/777947264730726400/house-as-a-girldad?source=share you still receive asks/requests like this one? 'u'

I haven’t gotten one in AGES but I still love answering them so please send them my way

[faifenaco]

Saw your ideas on dad!house and I love the thought of wilson being uncle jimmy🤧so cute

Uncle is the closest we’re gonna get to dad!wilson in canon (imo) so I cannot let it go no matter what

[faifenaco]

by talos…

this CANNOT be my legacy

[cupcraft]

House MD RP Server (18+)

Hi Hi I am Cup a moderator and part creator of (+ 3 others) a brand a new House MD RP server that is 18+! We have canon RP (and the option for AU threads if you like!). NSFW is OPT-IN only so if you want to RP with fellow adults without NSFW, you can totally do that :). We encourage anyone who likes House (at any stage of watching) to join and enjoy with OCs and there are many of the canon characters open too. Our server is not super season specific per say. AUs operate outside of the canon itself (in the groupchats) but you may roleplay this in your threads. We also want utmost safety. This is an ADULTS ONLY server, so minors please do not interact! NSFW must be opt-in and contained only to NSFW channels for everyone's safety. And as mods we are dedicated to safe and fun RP for everyone. Here's the invite :P!

Check out the House MD Roleplay: 18+ Edition community on Discord - hang out with 7 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[faifenaco]

Juno :)

Cup :D

[jackabbot]

HOUSE M.D. 1.17 • Role Model

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[silly-little-pal]