Failed-Androsa

"You've been hacked by Androssa's little monkey! " Star fox Rp blog dedicated to the first boss of Star fox 64 and Zero, Granga! / +18 / crossover friendly / moderated by MArtinc

[failedandrossa]

+ WELCOME TO FAILED - ANDROSAOR GRANGA RP BLOG +

If you want to be hacker by the little monkey, please read the rules and start interacting!

+ ABOUT JACOBO GRANGA +

+ ABOUT MARTI/ THE MUN +

+ VERSES +

+ READ THE RULES +

[greatfcx]

"That game's for babies."

"...... Wait, what are you even playing?"

[failedandrossa]

"If a game where you create houses, have a job, raise a family and take responsibilities is a baby game for you, who is the adult here?"

[immy-ooc]

Announcement: Icon commissions open

This is really quick, but I am in yet another emergency bind. Without getting into details, car got fucked again. I'm only going to do avatars, PFPs, and icons, as these are fast and can be delivered the same day, and you can order more and more of them in batches if money is an issue.

I can do humans, anthros, monsters, and aliens.

Single bust art, BW: $30 USD

Single bust art, colored: $50 USD

Four face dynamic expression sheet, full bust, BW: $50 USD

Four face dynamic expression sheet, full bust, colored: $75 USD

Batch of "Visual Novel" styled icons, BW, 15 icons: $30

Batch of "Visual Novel" styled icons, BW, 30 icons: $50

Batch of "Visual Novel" styled icons, colored, 15 icons: $45

Batch of "Visual Novel" styled icons, colored, 30 icons: $65

I have a fuller commissions price list, but this is for icons because I need the money fast, and I don't want to do my clients a dirty by making you wait 4+ weeks for a single dramatic piece of art.

Please reblog/spread the word if you cannot afford icons right now. If you are interested, please send an Ask for my Discord so we can discuss your character and payment.

[gerudospiriit]

[Hey, ya'll! I'm finally doing something I've said I wanted to try for a while: writing commissions, along with some bonus editing and proofreading services! 🎉🎉

As many of you know, I recently moved to California and am now on my own for the first time in a good while. Currently, I'm in between jobs while I try to focus on building some kind of career in writing, meaning I don't currently have an income. While I have some savings still to pay rent, I could use a little bit of help earning a bit of cash to help cover other expenses like bills, groceries, and taking care of my sweet baby angel, Botan. And, since I love to write, I figured this would be a good way to practice AND make people happy!

So! if you're interested, please check out my carrd! As you can see, I'm also running a first month special for half off the first 1000 words until September 30th!

A few bonus notes for all of you here on Tumblr: I am also willing to write and/or edit bios and the like for your roleplay characters as well! I don't have a pricing for that on the carrd, but we can definitely negotiate something manageable! Also, feel free to reach out to me in DMs here if you're interested, too, instead of email first. That is perfectly fine with me!

Thank you so much for your time! If you can, please spread this and/or my carrd to people you think might be interested! I appreciate all the help I can get! 💚]

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🌈 for a LGBTQ+ headcanon I have for my muse

[martincart]

Ko-fi account : https://ko-fi.com/martinc

Paypal me : DM me

[shoutasibayama]

✨（🍓•᎑•🍓）✨

In my HeadCanon, the Granga Pilot(Armando Owen) loves strawberries very much🍓🐒💫

How about your Head canons ?

[martincart]

I'm Marti! I need financial help to support my house, my pets, my mother and my university studies! You can collaborate by donating 5 USD or more to help me, and I will reward you with a drawing of the character you want!

My ko-fi account / Martinc

You can also help me with commissions!

[sweetoothgirl]

Vegan Blackberry Chocolate Cupcakes

[angelprompts]

❣️                             VALENTINES   INTERACTIONS !

send  one  of  these  in  to  see  my  muse’s  reaction (  add “ +reverse”  for  my  muse  to  do  the  action  to  yours ) !

[ be my valentine ]  to ask my muse to be your muse’s valentine.

[ ring in a box ]  to propose to my muse.

[ box of chocolates ]  to give my muse a box of chocolates.

[ romantic song ]  to serenade my muse with a romantic song.

[ flowers ]  to hand my muse a bouquet of their favourite flowers.

[ smooches ]  to kiss my muse on the lips.

[ cheek kiss ]  to kiss my muse on the cheek.

[ lingerie ]  to gift my muse sexy lingerie.

[ dinner ]  to ask my muse out to a fancy dinner.

[ breakfast ]  to surprise my muse with breakfast in bed.   

[ confession ]  to confess romantic feelings to my muse.

[ love letter ]  to give my muse a love letter.

[ chefs kiss ]  to cook my muse their favourite meal.

[ oversized teddy ]  to gift my muse a giant teddy bear.

[ cheesy ]  to tell my muse a cheesy pickup line ( bonus if you include the line ).   

[ chocolate strawberries ]  to gift my muse chocolate covered strawberries.

[ rom com ]  to have a rom com movie marathon with my muse.

[ jealousy ]  to get jealous that my muse has a different valentine.

[ bake off ]  to challenge my muse to a heart-shaped cake bake off.

[ slow dance ]  to slow dance with my muse.

[ bubble bath ]  to soak in a warm bubble bath with my muse.

[ rose petals ]  to throw a handful of rose petals over my muse.

[martincart]

I added more categories for those who are interested! The rules and conditions are the same.

Consider!

The price increases by the quantity of drawings you request, depending on which category you chose.

Extra character(s): 5 USD

In the comic(s) category, you can request it to sketch, lineart or color. What matters here is the number of pages and characters.

Patience is always grateful

[failedandrossa]

" HELL YEAH! HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

[failedandrossa]

"Ugh…I'm too old to play with that kind of thing! You can stick your senpai-kink up your ass!"

[ But Granga… you're 35 years old… and you're a great simp uwu from Andross ]

CLICK HERE FOR YOUR TEST

[failedandrossa]

"Clearly that person never interacted with a woman in they life"

[martincart]

I read that it is Donut Day in USA, and it made me want to draw Granga referring to this scene from Panty & Stocking with garterbelt.

[failedandrossa]

Tock-tock.

" trick or treat?!"

It's the night where Granga takes over every door to have all the delicious Halloween treats that can be offered!

[hazardmemetic]

— Send 🎃 + a costume idea to suggest it to my muse, and they’ll give you their opinion on it!

If you can’t see the emoji, send “Pumpkin!”