Sunshine Whale @failwhalesunshine - Tumblr Blog

Im tired of hating what I am. I dont want to be a bad person anymore. This website is negative and only helps me develop and feed bad habits. So Im deleting the app. Goodbye.

z-nogyrop

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

z-nogyrop

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

antigothesis

monkey brain: Detergent is used to clean clothing and would be extremely harmful and poisonous to consume it

human brain: Must eat the forbidden blueberry juice

z-nogyrop

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

z-nogyrop

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

localdoubt-deactivated20221128

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

localdoubt-deactivated20221128

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

scumfuckus

man u ever imagine like what if this is all just a really elaborate dream and u wake up tomorrow and ur 3 years old again. thatd be amazing. like if i could go back id do absolutely everything differently. id be an entirely different person

romanticrobot

i once had this fear as a small child but i was afraid that i’d wake up and actually be like 60 yrs old and on my death bed or something

Im so tired……

You OK?

No

Well what’s wrong?

Too much

Mm

Mhm

Cats are in a world of their own!

failwhalesunshine

Me- OH NO

Me- oh wait theres more

armandyke

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit.

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

Im so tired……

You OK?

No

Well what’s wrong?

Too much

Short Hair

You are a naval officer closing in on an enemy ship. As you get close, you notice they are not firing back, but signaling you in morse: “For the love of God, sink us.”

gnarlygnomes-deactivated2024120

I signal back: “Bitch me too the fuck”

zwischendenstuehlen

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

bluelightseven-deactivated20140

allofthefeelings

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.