Polytropic Pontificate

I prefer you think of me as an Edwardian reformer lost in time and rather taken with a lovely fellow. Forgive the nonsense that will result. She/they | 22

[oneheadtoanother]

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[cloevr]

[everydaylouie]

véritables préludes flasques (pour un chien)

[succumbing-song]

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[were--ralph]

i got all these followers and none of them want to be my sugar daddy

[thevanillahorizon]

we're all too broke to sugar daddy ralph, we can't even splenda papa unless we steal the packets from the coffee shop at this point.

[were--ralph]

honestly fair

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[ID: Child's art of eight simply rendered skeletons scribbled over and covered in blue. End ID]

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[nickl-art]

this is my favorite custom discord emoji I've ever made. perfect for after a long day at the long day factory.

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[optimysticals]

I’m glad it was an accident and not like the perks who purposefully cut down the Sycamore Gap Tree.

[my-sun-m00n-and-stars]

DARTH MAUL ESTROGEN BRIGADE???

[luminouslumity]

[thenaiads]

[bidoof]

Me and my funny MOBA girlfriend

Me: Honey, you have very cold hands.

My MOBA Girlfriend: GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nemfrog]

Cat. Umbo. (Otto Umbehr.)  Das neue Frankfurt. March 1928.

Heidelberg University

[eroscestlavie]

Genuinely incredible single serve site I just found: a guy made a search tool so you can find completely empty AMC movie screenings in your area and enjoy a private or near-private theatre.

[knitmeapony]

awesome if you are still very covid-conscious and have some flexibility

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official