Polytropic Pontificate

I prefer you think of me as an Edwardian reformer lost in time and rather taken with a lovely fellow. Forgive the nonsense that will result. She/they | 22

[oneheadtoanother]

[breathing-tutors]

if you like s/t/e/v/e/n u/n/i/v/e/r/s/e every character from killing stalking hates you

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[berkeleygirl3]

[zenith-foxes]

@fainist <3

[butchboromir]

this is how some people on here talk about punk

[bluedancer9000]

isn't the whole point of punk nonconformity? anarchy, spreading compassion, individualism? being true to yourself? i'm pretty sure you would be less of a punk if you wore the stereotypical all black, ripped stuff. a shirt that has punk stuff printed on it or clothes that have faux rips that go on to be mass produced is way less punk than mending clothes yourself or getting secondhand.

[butchboromir]

actually the whole point of punk is high jump kicking peoples' dogs

[bluedancer9000]

Go to wiki and educate yourself

[butchboromir]

yeah it literally says it right here on wikipedia. punk is about high jump kicking peoples' dogs.

[greattitmouse]

[doomedmutual]

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[cloevr]

[everydaylouie]

véritables préludes flasques (pour un chien)

[succumbing-song]

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[were--ralph]

i got all these followers and none of them want to be my sugar daddy

[thevanillahorizon]

we're all too broke to sugar daddy ralph, we can't even splenda papa unless we steal the packets from the coffee shop at this point.

[were--ralph]

honestly fair

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[ID: Child's art of eight simply rendered skeletons scribbled over and covered in blue. End ID]

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator