Fair Cur

Skip class, eat ass and seize the means of production

[buttboid]

Me running out of area 51 with my copy of half life 3

[craftykit1]

Did you grab portal 3??

[buttboid]

On my way back to area 51, because I forgot portal 3

[ratliker1917]

"turtles have big and strong shells to protect them from the Stupidity and Arrogance of the Haters" -wikipedia

[ajaxbird]

self care

[ginasporter]

steve and robin + season 3

[neighborly]

steve harrington’s chaotic dumbassery has reached unfathomable heights this season

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[bouquetoftwelve]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[nechii]

[hoechlin]

UPGRADE (2018) dir. Leigh Whannell

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[moyurukoda]

Credit to my big bro @faircur for this cursed idea just so y’all know I’m not solely to blame for this

[phantomsteed]

no artist can ever make anything as relatable as edward gorey drawing a shrewd little man looking out upon a barren ass landscape & the only caption he chose to describe this intensely bizarre scene is “hoo.”

[mudwerks]

me

[webcomicname]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[daily-showerthoughts]

- In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time

[helpmedudes]

Are you implying that the 2000’s era wasn’t aggressively doing all of these things

[adizzyninja]

I spent too long on this