Please appreciate my boy

I'm Dee/Mike | he/him | if you're looking for a nice, tidy and comprehensible blog then you've come to the wrong place buddy

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[headspace-hotel]

If I was holding a bowl of oatmeal, does the whole thing despawn, or just the bowl?

Because if there's a splatter of oatmeal all over my bed now, I'm going to be pissed.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

[apolladay]

Do you go by your first name or your middle name?

First name

Middle name

I go by one of my middle names

I go by a nickname

I go by a name I chose myself

I go by my last name

My name is Baldy McVanillaExtract III

Do you go by your first name or your middle name?

First name

Middle name (I only have one)

I go by one of my middle names

I go by a nickname

I go by a name I chose myself

I go by my last name

My name is Baldy McVanillaExtract III

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

[slowspinningredemption]

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

[jawlipops]

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[carrionthird]

[brian limond: I’m gonna say something to you right now that I’ve never said to another living soul in my life brian limond: *thick accent, high pitched gibberish* myugyan gyanHAyeten unyahehhhh dUNYON]

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[hst3000]

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

[rabbitindisguise]

😭 they really got these animals in a bathtub and the animals were just like "alright I guess"

[icaseybaybee]

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

[jame7t]

Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf

[pixelins]

may i interest you in a little whimsy 🌈⭐

[finagle-a-bagel]

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[kosmogrl]

[nightfeverfever]

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]