Melodramatic

They/he pronouns.

[kat-ryn]

Noelle Stevenson creating She-ra:

[chillyfeetsteak]

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

its 2008. ive logged onto facebook. someone has posted a “which spongebob character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

its 2020. ive logged onto tumblr. someone has posted a “which gay character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

[writhe]

imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..

[8pxl]

Moooooooon

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[riotmlllf]

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants to be flashy and irresistable. the other doesn’t want anyone looking at you ever again.

[ghost-slut18]

you are gay

[anxietyproblem]

[secifosseluce]

the world should accept that Margot Robbie and the costume design team behind the birds of pride created a new aesthetic, which i propose we call glittergrime. a shiny antidote to dark times :)

[secifosseluce]

is it obnoxiously shiny, but with a dark undercurrent sliming its way underneath? is it vibrant, freakish, mix-matched, bright but vaguely unkept-looking, a bit garish, definitely excessive? is it the aesthetic you’d assign to a murderous, giant toddler on a sugar rush? would you choose this aesthetic to keep your serotonin levels up even though you’re part of an underground operation to bring down a crime boss?

if yes, then you’ve got yourself glittergrime.

[teenagersforsale]

this is Ke$ha erasure

[secifosseluce]

fuck….you’re right. she’s a pioneer. 

[seashellronan]

all those posts like “don’t give yourself bangs during quarantine” “don’t dye your hair” “don’t shave your head” are honestly bullshit this is the Perfect time you’re literally not allowed to leave the house for god knows how long do something crazy who gives a fuck

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

meeting with friends after quarantine

[demonius-darkblade]

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

[nerdymouse]

If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”

[kipplekipple]

It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.

[tryclops]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

[loveyoufor1000000years-deactiva]

Lovey dovey bitch syndrome is decaying my brain