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i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

#it's really late #which is probably why I find this hilarious

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

#I do this but opposite #I just read a bunch of trash books that COULD be good #and then every now and then I get one that's well written #and it just makes me more upset about what the others could have been

radgepacket-deactivated20241030

big day today

buryymeinblack

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

buryymeinblack

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

euphorial-docx

men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles

#yes #and girls too #and where's the three layers of tank tops??#I'm not even joking I miss it

soundlessdragon

#this #and when you try to point it out to people [conservatives]#they jump down your throat for buying the conspiracies #like first off conspiracy doesn't inherently mean fake #and second off it's not necessarily a conspiracy when I can just show you the receipts???

sailforvalinor

Alternate universe where the standard blue flavor is blueberry but the standard red flavor is called red banana

#it has never occurred to me that blue raspberry is a fully fake flavor #in that blue raspberries don't exist #because I grew up eating wild black raspberries #and they're actually more a blue/purple #so I just assumed the flavor was named for this fruit

galaxywarp

soundlessdragon

this is what happens when sarcastic people get bored. don't let those guys get bored

#this is me #and it's awkward because every now and then someone believes you when you say something as off the wall like shooting pugs out of cannons #but you don't always realize it until it's too late

despazito

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

krambee

noonoo….

#yes!!!#algernon loves carrying his spring over to where it's hard flooring instead of carpet #because it skitters better #it brings me joy #he also carrys around crumpled pieces of paper #mostly though everything just ends up under the stove #fire hazard waiting to happen haha

shinhati

i love naming the elephant in the room (porn) in conversation because you're not supposed to do that and people are shocked but then they always agree with me. "teen boys are a menace these days" -> it's because of porn. "that's not normal behaviour" -> it's porn addiction. "does that imagery make anyone else uncomfortable" -> it's inspired by porn. "the way women are characterized" -> it's porn mythology. like ladies we are allowed to stay this stuff out loud

#also applies to women very strongly #all these girls just reading constant porn now #most books are just spicy romances of horrific acts with bad people #and everyone just acts like more women are reading #like no they're actually just reading porn #and it 100% is affecting them