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memeuplift

mossspores

life if comes fucks me

natureaestheticdreams

petalprxnce

I'd like to read in the garden with you.

daredevil-vagabond

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.

theehorsepusssy

sweatermuppet

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

desk-drawerr

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

homunculus-argument

Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.

For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.

For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.