The GREATEST of All Husbands

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I'm the guy you're looking for. I'll treat you the way you deserve. Mario DNI

[patrothestupid]

Hey Patro! Happy Bowser Day! Do you plan on doing some fanart to celebrate the mighty king of the koopas?

Totally not planned but uuuuh here !

[nookdae]

Couldn't make it to Bowser Day, but hopefully I'm in time for #BowserNight

[hiimdip]

You know what day it is

[koko2unite]

hey don't cry... gay sex with bowser?

[tomes-hemlock]

[fictokisser]

[bowserblr]

[nightfrostbite]

[furry-fey]

me begging to be next:

[steverogeres]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A DRAGON

[allegedly-human]

You know now that it's been 10 years we should try again. We should try another Dashcon

[pocket-deer-belly]

adults only ballpit

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

[orcposts]

[zuzsenpai]

Happy 10 years in the ball pit

[crestamorph]

[not-mary-sue]

What a lovely little shop. Shame about the horrors.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Who is the BESTEST Furry Husband?

Bowser

Bowser

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

[bestestfurryhusband]

Omg I'm actually winning... does that mean some one would want to.. 👉👈

Marry me?

[mutantrenegade]

Fine, I'll marry you.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. This whole thing must stop. You've all been rused- I'm afraid Jr figured out the password again and decided he was unhappy with the results of that poll. Apologies all around. I suppose he has noticed I've been a bit deflated as of recent and perhaps wanted to avenge me in that silly poll. Look, I'm sorry my kid pranked you. He just wanted to make his dad happy. It's tough caring for so many children and maintaining a kingdom, I understand he just wanted to see his dad cheer up. I'll have to change the password and have a chat with him about impersonation.

Congratulations to Asterius in the meantime.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Who is the BESTEST Furry Husband?

Bowser

Bowser

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

[bestestfurryhusband]

Omg I'm actually winning... does that mean some one would want to.. 👉👈

Marry me?

[bestestfurryhusband]

Is it true? Have people forgotten how good of a husband I am?

[bestfurryhusband]

Goji i know that's you. Accept the defeat.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Goji? Afraid not, that one lost to Ajani. He's a decent chap but absolutely not husband material. That temper? Oh no thank you.

[bestfurryhusband]

Zack, bowser heard a woman say no to him and he went joker mode.

[bestestfurryhusband]

This isn't Zack, fool. Sounds like you've been the victim of disinformation.

[bestfurryhusband]

damn, then i guess zack is simply a liar and a fool :(

[bestestfurryhusband]

I'm afraid you've been deceived. May I offer you condolences?

[bestestfurryhusband]

Is it true? Have people forgotten how good of a husband I am?

[bestfurryhusband]

Goji i know that's you. Accept the defeat.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Goji? Afraid not, that one lost to Ajani. He's a decent chap but absolutely not husband material. That temper? Oh no thank you.

[bestfurryhusband]

Zack, bowser heard a woman say no to him and he went joker mode.

[bestestfurryhusband]

This isn't Zack, fool. Sounds like you've been the victim of disinformation.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Is it true? Have people forgotten how good of a husband I am?

[bestfurryhusband]

Goji i know that's you. Accept the defeat.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Goji? Afraid not, that one lost to Ajani. He's a decent chap but absolutely not husband material. That temper? Oh no thank you.