( mean&gay ) @fakesfrank - Tumblr Blog

❝ PICTURE THIS, me, on the beach, in nothign but a speedo && a hawaiian shirt, using a fucking coconut as a glass for my martini. the bad bitches FLOCK to me && call me daddy because they were neglected as children by their father figures. the pockets to my shirt is full of CASH && WEED. ain’t that just paradise ?? ❞

#do you think this blog will ever die ?#it WON'T #█┊&&. IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. —— ic !

timeaid

HEYO ! kit comin @ ya with a rebirth to my old aradia blog that used to be @.makestime ! sooo, the homestuck fandom is pretty dead these days but it’d be great if you’d drop either a LIKE or a REBLOG on this bad boy to let me know if you’re interested in writing with aradia megido of the hs fandom. * originally est. 04/16/14

#its that time of year again #█┊&&. YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT MY ARMY OF RATS . —— promotion !

fakesfrank

❝ PICTURE THIS, me, on the beach, in nothign but a speedo && a hawaiian shirt, using a fucking coconut as a glass for my martini. the bad bitches FLOCK to me && call me daddy because they were neglected as children by their father figures. the pockets to my shirt is full of CASH && WEED. ain’t that just paradise ?? ❞

#open #█┊&&. IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. —— ic !

( LOVELY-LADY-MAXINE )

“Come on, cunt. You can’t be serious with that crap.”

❝ I WOULD NEVER joke about a topic so serious. i’m a man of RESPECT && DIGNITY. ❞

#█┊&&. IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. —— ic !#lovely-lady-maxine

( LOVELY-LADY-MAXINE )

“Aye, that’s a good one. You gonna do one of them open mic comedy things or some shit?”

❝ THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?? ❞

#█┊&&. IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. —— ic !#lovely-lady-maxine

❝ PICTURE THIS, me, on the beach, in nothign but a speedo && a hawaiian shirt, using a fucking coconut as a glass for my martini. the bad bitches FLOCK to me && call me daddy because they were neglected as children by their father figures. the pockets to my shirt is full of CASH && WEED. ain’t that just paradise ?? ❞

#hi guys #█┊&&. IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. —— ic !#ig this is an open lol

fakesfrank

‘ look at my hands. LOOK AT THEM. do you know how many titties i’ve grabbed in my lifetime ?? how many PEOPLE i’ve cucked with these hands ?? MILLIONS. ’

#hi #█┊&&. IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. —— ic !

IGNORE THAT I FUCKED UP MY RABB.IT

#█┊&&. WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER. —— ooc !

on your rules you say not to message you if we're not mutuals i was just wondering is there a way for sideblogs to let you know they've followed so you can desire if you want to follow back?

hi !!! you can shoot me a message if you want && i’ll check out your blog !

#█┊&&. WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER. —— ooc !#█┊&&. LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS. —— inbox !

‘ look at my hands. LOOK AT THEM. do you know how many titties i’ve grabbed in my lifetime ?? how many PEOPLE i’ve cucked with these hands ?? MILLIONS. ’

#smooth talker #█┊&&. IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. —— ic !