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King of Ortemis: *summons Vesper, God of Plague*

Vesper, God of Plague : * starts spreading plague*

King of Ortemis :

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DAMN. They lost 83 students since the start of the school year. I know that she says that this year was not the average school year, but lets say that this school year number of dead students doubled that would still mean that in an average school year there is 40 dead students before the midterms and 80 dead students by the end of the year. THAT NUMBER IS WAY TOO HIGH. Just think about it every school year 80 arcanist die before they finish their education. We know that not everyone can do magic and there is more non-arcanists than arcanist. I got the impression that the mayority of arcanists are nobles, so i have to ask HOW MANY NOBLES ARE THERE AND HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE NOBLE ARCANISTS HAVING FOR THEM TO BE OK WITH 80 OF THEM DYING EVERY YEAR

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Anti-shout out to P.E. You were the most useless class i ever had. You taught us nothing and you were constant source of anxiety and bullying for me. If i could tell one thing to my younger self i would tell him todays lottery numbers, if i can tell my younger self two things i would tell him todays lottery numbers and that life gets infinitely better without P.E. in your life contrary to what your friends or P.E teacher tells you.

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Building wardrobe with dad : OK, WE HAVE 60 MINUTES TO BUILD THIS WARDROBE WITHOUT MANUAL OR WE ARE NOT REAL MEN. LET'S GO GO GO !!! NOT LIKE THAT ARE YOU STUPID ?

Building wardrobe with mom : ok, lets build this wardrobe. First thing, lets consult the manual. Then we can start labeling things and if we make a mistake it's not a big deal, we will just unscrew it and start again.

Based on recent experience i had.

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my therapist : Chad Brig isn't real, she can't hurt you

Chad Brig:

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Overwatch spotlight was amazing. Only thing that would have made spotlight better is if they revealed MAMA HONG.

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Remember back in 2019 when there was a leak that Overwatch would announce Overwatch 2 at Blizzcon and we, community as a whole thought the leak was fake because Overwatch 2 is a dumb name. Fast forward to few months back there is a leak that there is going to be Vendetta cinematic in which she cuts off doomfists hand and takes over as new Talon leader and we all thought that isn't going to happen. Now isn't that funny, but we did predict that they were going to drop the 2

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*puts on conspiracy hat* Blizzard collaborated with Rare in April 2025 which is why we are getting Sea-of-thieves style seasons and a meta event similar to that meta event between Flameheart and Sir Arthur Pendragon

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They really made JETPACK CAT A REAL HERO !!!

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Now that the Epstein files have been released and we know that Donald Trump is in them what's next. Do we go to Trump and say " Mr President you are racist pedophile which uses America to enrich himself at the expanse of its people and as such you must go to jail" and then they take him to jail and he is not president anymore. I don't think is going to happen. I think it's going to happen the exact same thing which happened to the mueller report. Report came out saying exactly what we have been thinking is happening, people got angry then forgot about it and nothing happened.

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When playing darts it's best to aim at 7 because if you miss you will hit either 19 or 16 and if you manage to hit 7 three times you'll get 21 points which is not a lot but is better then aiming at 20 and hitting 1 three times in a row.

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You have got to give it to the Roman empire for collapsing multiple times (476, 1453, 1806) and still standing centuries later. It's like lich you keep killing it and it keeps coming back, which begs the question what was rome's phylactery