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B. M. Lombærts

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Sunrise, Cadillac Mountain, Acadia National Park, Maine.

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Nothing I eat has any taste

Soundtrack

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Prince William Sound, Alaska.

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Prince William Sound, Alaska.

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Prince William Sound, Alaska.

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Sometimes I feel like everybody’s moving on without me

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Fiji

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Lake Bled, Slovenia.

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Lake Bled, Slovenia.

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Piran, Slovenia.

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Piran, Slovenia.

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The bus.

‘I was sixteen and my mom said “you’re going to summer camp in the UK and you can choose how - either by train, bus or plane.” All I wanted was a drum set.’

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(via Lisa Hannigan | Danny Boy - YouTube)

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Gulfport, Florida

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Painted Hills, John Day Fossil Beds, Oregon.

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Riley, Oregon.

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Sweet potatoes and beans.

11 AM. He's always there. At table six.  His belly bigger than I remembered. His moustache still white. "Anyhow, are you okay?" He asked. I told him I was and that I was hungry. I ate fast and had a coffee and a bottle of wine.  After lunch I went home and slept a little because I had too much wine.

I woke up late and missed the tram. I worked the rest of the afternoon from the office. It was hot at the office. When I got out I felt content and walked down the Scheldt along the quay. The sky and the river were green.

A yellow tugboat chugged north. A man walked next to me. We both stopped and stared at the river and watched the boat beating the waves. "It’d be great to be working on a tugboat." The man said. "Yeah. It'd be nice." "Be out on the river. Every morning. All day."

I walked home because I was hungry and I wanted to make dinner. Sweet potatoes and beans.

When I woke up the next day I found a note under my door: "Would you fucking help me out here?"