(The title is the best I could come up with) An ASOUE sideblog for someone's post canon headcanons where a group of seven all survived the Great Unknown and are attempting to live their lives far away from the influences that is the Volunteer Fire Department.
A collection of my Snicket-verse fanfics that I published on AO3 and will remain AO3 exclusive:
Forgotten, Not Gone: Growing up as the forgotten middle child is both a blessing, and a curse. (Outdated Headcanon/Fic that has Hector as a blood related Anwhistle)
Disastrous Family Visit: The Anwhistle Family (and others) discuss the Medusoid Mycelium. (The second half of the fic is a crack fic/parody of a crack fic inspired by Mulan.)
Reflection Over One Another: Jacques reflects over Olivia. Olivia reflects over Jacques. Double Drabble.
The Views of One Family: Kit thinks over her family. Drabble.
Creative Solution: Who would win: a young ten year old girl who is taking a walk and is in need to quench her thirst, or a stubborn water bottle with a cap that seems impossible to open? (Post-Canon Fic about Sunny)
Not-So-Discreet Disruptions: Josephine and Ike attempt to go on their very first date. The keyword here is attempt.
The Situation is (Not) Under Control: There's a small gathering going on at Monty's place, and it's very fine disaster. At least the situation is under control, right?
Not Above It All: One of the Quagmire Triplets ends up getting into some minor trouble. (Pre-Canon fic of Duncan being a chaotic shit.)
Who Stole It: “So. Who stole it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.” (A fic inspired the "Who Broke It?" Park and Recreations scene/meme.)
Resemblance: Ernest was there when it happened. He’s not sure if it was the third, fourth, fifth, or even the tenth time it happened. What matters is that he was there when Q finally snapped. Right in public. In the lobby of the Hotel Denouement. (A fic about Mr. Quagmire and the Late Dashiell Qwerty, as viewed mostly by Ernest Denouement).
Three of Them: Whatever happens when a herpetologist, film director, and a secretary are (almost) all together in the same space? Triple Drabbles loosely connected to one another.
Civil Ceremony: Wedding Bells are metaphorically ringing in the air. Nothing goes wrong for the blissfully happy couple in this very moment. (A fic about Fernald's mom and his bio-dad getting married. That's all.)
Suit of Light: In which Hector makes a decision due to Lemony's insisting that slightly impacts the latter's future. (Technically this is the second time I posted a link to this fic; the first was on afterthegreatunknown. Eh, what's one more?)
Night Call: It doesn't matter who makes the call, or who receives the call. All that matters is that conversation occurs. (An unintended three-part fic about Gregor, Hector, and Ike over the phone.)
obsessed with the idea that olaf has sworn to himself that he will never hurt kit. he'll beat jacques to death, he'll poison monty, he'll burn down buildings and push people into the sea, but he won't lay a finger on her.
and by doing this, he has hurt her more than any physical action against her could have ever hurt.
if the universe walls broke down from netflix!verse and somehow they manage to meet their book!verse selves, this is how i think things would go (we are ignoring the timeline stuff for this to make sense).
if the image isn't loading for some reason, under the cut is a transcript of all the tiers:
would be best friends with book counterpart: monty, quigley, klaus, josephine
would get along with book counterpart fairly well: violet, sunny, beatrice baudelaire ii, duncan, isadora, justice strauss, fiona, friday, dewey
would be civil with book counterpart; no fights at least: lemony, jerome, ernest, frank, man with beard but no hair, woman with hair but no beard, the white face women, bertrand, hal
dislike their book counterpart; trying [to] be civil though: mr. poe, fernald/hook-handed man, kit snicket, charles, henchperson of indeterminate gender, nero
dislike their book counterpart; makes it clear: esme, olivia, sir, the bald man
is running away from their book counterpart: hector
is hiding from their book counterpart: jacques, carmelita
is MURDERED by book counterpart: olaf
gets into a PHYSICAL fight with their book counterpart; loses: gegorina orwell, ishmael
is trying to find book counterpart: babs, larry, count olaf's father, the quagmire parents
schrodinger canon character: jacquelyn scieszka
barry sonnenfeld cameo (book counterpart leaves seeing this): widdershins
#38. In addition to writing awful newspaper articles, Geraldine Julienne also writes awful clickbait articles and tabloids. She writes for The Daily Punctilio, Thought Catalogue, and any independent publishers that will publish what she writes. She also worked for BuzzFeed for 5 months.
"but some distance away, darting through the trees, was the running figure of a tall girl in a long coat. it was ellington feint, and she had something dark in her hands."
the forest scene is So Shit but u guys know by now i hate drawing backgrounds... heres some e.f for yall
Moodboard and pre-canon headcanons for an Universe Alteration Klaus Baudelaire, now the older brother of an elementary school age Sunny:
Even though he wasn't given the same level of responsibility as Violet, Klaus wanted to be a good big brother, and he read every (kid appropriate) book possible. He was convince Sunny hated him due to her constantly crying in his presence. Such 'first impression' proved wrong after he stop Sunny crying by getting her to burp.
After Sunny outgrew biting and thus Klaus no longer could give her sticks she can bite, they found other things to do together. They read silently (or Klaus reads out loud and does voices), watch Sunny's favorite cooking shows (or Sunny has Klaus be her second assistant; the first is always either their father or mother), and talk of what movie or television or book show got their current interest.
Klaus when he was eight decided to learn how to juggle after visiting the fair where their Uncle Elwyn enter the pig contest. Alongside the lasagna contest, there was also a juggling contest, and Klaus was memorized by the items and numbers thrown in the air. He's fairly decent at it; he can juggle seven items (mainly soft items, like bean sacks).
Digging through his father's old belongings has Klaus finding a dusty Walkman. Klaus also found some musical cassette tapes and working headphones, and got permission to claim them all. If Klaus isn't reading, there's a 50/50 chance he's listening to music on the Walkman.
His taste in music is certainly out of touch by 'modern' standards. Klaus sometimes goes to thrift stores and music stores with his father in hopes to find musical artist and their songs he hasn't heard yet.
Klaus is the most musically incline of the Baudelaire siblings. The grand piano the Baudelaires keep in their home is mainly played by their mother or Klaus. In fact, his mother herself taught Klaus the piano with the help of an old music book from the home library.
There are times Klaus doesn't wear his glasses at home. He can walk down the stairs and go to the kitchen or patio or other places without wearing; he can deal with a blurry world here. Still, Klaus carries around his glasses because he isn't going to squint to read the clock or bring the what he needs to read close to his face.
Got a cheap plush Snorlax from a local fast food joint (no, it's not the Anxious Clown) via his children meal he got. While he isn't that interested in the Pokemon franchise (it's just not for him), the Snorlax plush is close to his heart due to its looks.
Esme Squalor : [accidentally hypnotized] Oh, Caesar! Please, don't poison me. I could love you, but those togas make your butt look soooo big. And what's with that headband? Olive leaves are so B.C. Help! Help! Someone help me! Some king wants to kill me for loving some soldier or something, before I've had time to pass on my secret formula for eyeliner. Oh, Caesar, you big idiot! Do something! You'd think someone would have invented eyeliner before me, but no, I, Cleopatra have to come up with all my beauty products on my own! What a hard life!
Count Olaf : Oh, God! It looks like she's experiencing a past life regression!
Georgina Orwell : ...you've got the 'regression' part right. At the count of ten, I will snap my fingers, and hopefully remember none of this.
sugarbowl generation dynamics - Georgina Orwell & Sally Sebald, the fields of optometry and film-making
“You hypnotized my brother,” Sally Sebald said, her voice sharp, and Georgina felt an immense satisfaction that the famous code lover actually came to her doorstep to tell her this instead of sending letters with her accusations hidden with Sebald Code.
“Jealous?” She asked slyly, not bother denying the accusation.
“You think I want to be hypnotized?” Sally glared at Georgina. Her eyes looked like her brother’s, Georgina noted, though the fury was more palpable than what Georgina usually seen Gustav’s eyes. Beautiful, Georgina thought.
“No,” Georgina quirked a smile, proceeding to clarify, “I think you want my attention, Ms Sebald.” (x)
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