The kind of morning that lasts all afternoon

Lieke, Dutch student. Likes food, running, music and other things. I take naps. A lot.

[mysharona1987]

[danshine]

friends was right

[sogasogaso]

explain

[danshine]

it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month, or even my year

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Conrad Jon Godly

[yourivysgrows]

get to know me meme: [17/∞] favorite fictional characters → monica geller [friends]

↳ “Has anyone seen my left boob?”

[thunderstruck9]

William Scott (British, 1913-1989), An Orchard of Pears No. 7, 1977. Oil on canvas, 20 x 30 in.

[eleanor-crains]

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

we all out here being gay and loving rice

[enoughtohold]

i feel like when straight people in general encounter a woman who is clearly attracted to women, e.g. because of her relationship with a woman, it’s like… they assume she’s a lesbian, AND they assume she’s bi, AND they assume she’s straight, all at the same time, in different ways?

when they assume she’s a lesbian they mostly don’t believe it’s really possible for a woman to only be attracted to women, but they assume that a lesbian is what she thinks she is, plus lesbian is an easy thing to reach for to try to insult her with

and then they also assume she’s bi, without using that word or respecting that as an identity in any real way, in that they see her acting on attraction to women but they also think she must be attracted to men, as all women are

and at the same time they believe that deep down she’s straight because in addition to all women being attracted to men, women’s attraction to women is not real, a delusion

and like there’s this interplay among all these assumptions and they all play into how these women are treated

is this making sense at all i may just be overtired but yeah

it’s like pretty confusing and i think it ends up complicating the dialogue among lbpq women

[untrustyou]

[keiysnan]

i hate seeing people i know in public like why can’t everyone else just stay home

[sitcomedies]

[emiltons]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[elsatrash]

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[agnesmontague]

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

[aeorys-deactivated20260131]

this is even funnier because just writing “fart” out of the blue sounds really stupid and random in english, but in chinese, fart (fang pi) is used as a common reply to, well, people talking out of their ass. kind of like how we’d use “bullshit” in context.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

[myworldupsidedown7]

[lipstick-andlesbians]

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