FakeTexas

They/Them

[faketexasxd]

So I had a dnd group that had 1 full bard and everyone else was muticlassed into bard so I imagined that “Oops all bards” was my group 😂😂😂

[faketexasxd]

So I love learning about diseases and how they affect the human body

That being said my brain cannot stop thinking about the “me-burgers” from project Hail Mary. Like how were they able to clone Grace and avoid any issues that come with cannibalism (like the first thing that comes to mind is kuru or variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease)

[2dadsfromaz]

Totally accurate Impulse lore 100% true no clickbait

Skizz: See what happened is…once upon a time…there was [stammers] a human genius trying to work on the next greatest graphing calculator, and, uh, in doing so he had the circuitry all open, and he was drinking Monsters and coffee and he spilled everything onto the circuit board and it went [ERRATIC ZAPPING NOISES] and then Impulse was born. And he just like knew everything.

Skizz: He thinks it makes him look cool, but…I only like it when it helps me. Uh, when it doesn’t help me, then I hate it. ‘Cause I want that gift.

[spaceynyx]

Real 100% impulse lore no clickbait… Whatchya talking abt there’s not clickbait here. Just a caffeinated animated redstone innovator my behaviors cra-

[selinathena]

-zy can't face me, Impulse is never lazy

[spaceynyx]

tango why would you betray me.. (WHA?) now my scope is aiming, with all the ghast balls that I be taming

[2dadsfromaz]

Without a sound, without no hesitation…

[faketexasxd]

In my mind I just imagine impulse, etho and mumbo were made the same way as the powerpuff girls 🤣🤣 might have to draw that later

[faketexasxd]

Got my MS merch today 🩷🩷🩷

[plastic-cats]

C team more like C deez nuts

[faketexasxd]

Who else wants to see this team up in the life series 🤣

[ashiyn]

what fuckass fever dream am i witnessing man.

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[sourcubes]

85!!!

And it's good enough to make me wanna fall in love So move a little bit closer, hear the sound of your voice We're screaming, "Why can't we just be friends?" It's not that easy, but it's half of the fun To see you throw the first punch now

[purpledngnoodle]

Oh no he angy.

[greenekangaroo]

The last mcyter you watched is transported into the last non mcyt book/fanfic you read. How do they do?

oh BOY that's Grian on the intergenerational spaceship the Matilda from Rivers Solomon's an Unkindness of Ghosts and here's hoping he'd join the revolution.

[ezzriin]

Ok so mine’s Grian in a Groundhog-day-esc timeloop at Princeton Plainsboro Hospital, desperately yearning for the love of Dr James Wilson from hit medical drama House M.D.

[faketexasxd]

Oh gods… Grian in the cafae latte universe (Book: Heart of iron), it’s going to be so chaotic 🤣🤣

[faketexasxd]

So I was testing this scratch art book that I got and what was going to be a secret life art turned into a S11 hermitcraft Joel art.

But that’s okay EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FINE

[wisteria-mutterings]

Times are tough; Have a Bat

/|\ ^._.^ /|\

[faketexasxd]

Can’t decide if I’m getting this on my feed because of Vampires smp, s11 grian being head cannoned as a bat or because of dispatch 🤣🤣🤣

[sourcubes]

Scar introducing Grian to Rusty

tried my best with Rusty, animals are hard

[dearlittlefandom-stalker]

I'm reblogging hermitcraft posts to deal with the wreck that vampires smp has made me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then after everyone's bedtime they eat people or whatever

[faketexasxd]

Wait is this just vampires Cleo??

[fevermuffin]

Gimme, that writing of yours

[faketexasxd]

*Looks at the notes app on my phone and cringes*

[writing-prompt-s]

your town had a ridiculous villain more annoying than fearful. Always committing minor inconveniences and pranks more than evil deads. But when a new truly evil big bad starts hurting their people, he'll show how evil and powerful he can be.

[faketexasxd]

The tuff guys when one of the hero’s go’s after the bamboozers *cough Jimmy*