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Justus: Does anyone have any questions?

Peter: Is this legal?

Justus: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Inspektor Cotta and Justus: *speaking Spanish*

Justus: I know, I know.

Peter: You speak Spanish?

Justus: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Inspektor Cotta speaks.

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Bob: Help! I’m drowning!

Peter: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Bob: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Peter, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came to the Zentrale with 7 kittens one day?

Bob: …

Bob: What’s in the box?

Peter: What woul-

Bob: Peter, what’s in the box?

Peter: I think you know.

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Peter: This is one of these moments where it dosn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

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Peter: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.

Justus: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Bob: Fuck you

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Skinny Norris: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

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Peter: Of course I'm not in love with Bob, that's ridiculous!

Justus: You doodled your wedding invitations

Peter: No, that's our joint headstones

Justus: Oh, my mistake

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Justus: You are in love with Bob

Peter: How did you know?

Justus: I deduced it with my incredible detectiv powers. I can pick up on the most subtle of social cues

Peter: Really?

Justus: No, it was incredible obvious!

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Justus: What about my Miranda rights?

Justus: You're supposed to say 'You have the right to remain silent'

Justus: Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

Inspektor Cotta: Justus, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

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Bob *writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen*: I'm losing my snese of humanity. nothing matters. God is dead.

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Justus: Our plan is foolprove!

Inspektor Cotta: Yes, but you are not mere fools. You are idiots!

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Peter: Are you just making this up as you go along?

Justus: Yes, but I do it briliantly!

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Peter telefoniert mit Inspektor Cotta

Inspektor Cotta: How is the situation

Peter: Bad

Inspektor Cotta: You will have to give me a little more than that

Peter: Very bad

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Inspektor Cotta: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Justus: No.

Peter: I did not.

Bob: I may have actually forgotten one.

Inspector Cotta: *Exhausted sigh*

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Inspektor Cotta: I am at a loss for words!

Voiceover from Bob's Archive:

Bob: Despite being lost for words Inspektor Cotta yelled at us for the next 45 minutes

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Inspektor Cotta: I can't imagine what Justus is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal

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