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“For some people, work isn’t just something you do to make ends meet- it’s a *calling.*”

Something you love. But that’s not to say it’s always easy- or even good for us.

- Scott Lang, Ant-Man (2015) #2

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Scott: You're not planning on revenge-murdering anyone *else,* are you?

Grizzly: Uh...no?

Scott: Perfect, you're hired!

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“Give it a month before I’m back in some gang, takin’ orders from Count Nefaria or Hammerhead or whoever.”

God, I hope it’s not Hammerhead- that guy’s a terrible manager.

- Grizzly, Ant-Man (2015) #2

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Grizzly: Which Ant-Man busted me?

Scott: Oh- not sure. What do you remember about him?

Grizzly: Guy was a jerk.

Scott: Yeah, that doesn't actually narrow it down. Did he seem *smart?*

Grizzly: Not one bit.

Scott: O'Grady, then.

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“Who knows how to not get your stuff stolen better than the guy who used to steal your stuff?”

- Scott Lang, Ant-Man (2015) #2

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“It’s *Nazi gold!* That totally doesn’t count.”

I’ll remind you that nobody likes a judgmental person.

- Scott Lang, Ant-Man (2015) #2

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Cassie Lang: Did I see a giant robot in there blowing up stuff, though?

Scott Lang: Huh? Uh, no, that's just a big art installation or something, I think.

Cassie: But people were running out screaming.

Scott: Art's supposed to affect you, Cassie.

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“I want to be a dad who can give his daughter everything she deserves, sure....”

I also want to be someone she can look up to. Or, you know- at least someone who can look her in the eye.

Scott Lang, Ant-Man (2015) #2

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“I am gonna be a good dad.”

I pull that off? I’m calling it a win.

- Scott Lang, Ant-Man (2015) #1

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“Truth is, I’ve always been kind of a *lousy* superhero.”

And before that, I was a failed criminal, a convict, and a terrible husband. But I got this little girl here-- and I am going to do everything I possibly can to do right by her.

- Scott Lang, Ant-Man (2015) #1

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“Well, actually, I’m still really good at stealing things. I just don’t do it as much.”

I mean, at all. Promise.

- Scott Lang, Ant-Man (2015) #1

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Ant-Man (2015) #1

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Interviewer: Well, first off, thank you for coming down to speak with us, Mister...?

Scott: Man. But you can call me Ant.

Interviewer: ....

Scott: ...

Scott: Sorry. Terrible joke. Scott. Lang.

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“Good job, Chuck Barris.”

“Yes, I name them.”

Scott Lang about his ants, Ant-Man (2015) #1

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Excerpt, Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #1 Profile

- Brian Postman, Josef Rubenstein & Andy Yanchus

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“Hey, when you’ve seen ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ *twenty-seven times,* jumping from one speeding object to another becomes second nature!”

- Ant-Man, The Avengers (1982) Issue #223

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A True Dad at Work

The Avengers (1982) #223