A Bird Returned

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[disregardinghenry-deactivated20]

Werner Herzog drinks cough syrup from a shoe. Harmony Korine’s Julien Donkey-Boy. 1999.

[fakultthecrow]

The cough syrup is simply a marinade. https://youtu.be/CGcWTIWYDMQ

[nei-neighbor]

[ultrafacts]

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[the-real-commasplice]

Reblogging because penguins. Also sweaters. Look at those!

[kingcheddarxvii]

looks like Marina got into the fun dip

[restricteddata]

Cold War dosimeters, by Bendix. These are pen-sized radiation detectors that require no power. If you hold them up to the light and look through them like a telescope, you see a tiny little radiation gauge with a thin wire indicating the current setting. Exposure to ionizing radiation moves the wire. So you’d measure your starting reading (say, “5 Roentgens”), and then wait an hour, then check again (say, “6 Roentgens”) and then you’d know that wherever you had been had exposed you to 1 R/hr of radiation (radiation workers in the US are allowed to have about 5 R per year exposure, to put the numbers in contrast; about 500 R in a short dose will kill you, 100 R will make you quite sick, and below that you are just adding to your lifetime cancer risk by a small amount). They are entirely passive and require no electricity or anything to operate — very low-tech high-tech.

There is also a device that comes with them to reset them back to 0 again. 

[fakultthecrow]

Errr...wouldn't simple radiation film badges be both cheaper and easier to use?

[itscolossal]

Book Dress by Sylvie Facon

[hermdoggydog]

If I ever saw anyone wearing this, I’d make endless book puns. “Hey I see you’ve got some spine.” “Well that’s not exactly a backless dress.” “Hard to cover up the shoulders, isn’t it?”

[fakultthecrow]

Poor head and chest coverage. This a B- used bookstore camouflage at best.

[sugar-watch]

even though doomfist is clearly a master tactician who can think quickly and find openings and weaknesses in his enemies in seconds and is said in his bio to be charismatic and intelligent, how long do you think it’ll be until the fandom reduces him to a hot-headed, angry mess who just likes punching things

[darthsuki]

I give it three days, though probably less.

[daywalker27]

I’ll never see Doomfist as a punch happy villain because of what I saw in his trailer. To me, Doomfist is a smart villain. I love the way he takes out Tracer.

Tracer is able to dodge the car Doomfist throws at her.

In this brief moment he sees that Tracer has the superior speed and agility, but the drawback is that her attacks are nothing to him. In the last frame of this gif you can tell Doomfist has figured out how Tracer moves and how she does it.

He swipes at her. We’ve seen how Doomfist attacks. His punches are direct, straightforward, and precise. To make a swipe is not something he would do without purpose. That swipe was his way of forcing Tracer to evade by using her blink ability. When she teleports, Doomfist doesn’t look to where she was in confusion. That’s something mindless goons do. Instead, he immediately reaches for where he KNOWS Tracer will reappear and without hesitation destroys her chronal accelerator. He knew this is the source of her power.

The detail of him just standing there as she flickers out of time is amazing. Doomfist doesn’t care about the fallout of his actions. He saw an opponent he needed to beat, he figured out her weakness, and he took advantage of it. Tracer has fallen, and like Doomfist says at the end of his trailer, she will now be forgotten.

[sugar-watch]

this person breaks it down really well and like if you’re having a hard time figuring out how you should write doomfist it wouldn’t hurt to read breakdowns like this and thinking about how his actions in this video reflect on his characterization and personality

[sunnysundown]

doenst matter. the fandom will reduce him to a “gay dad” and nothing else 

[thunderass-deactivated20181217]

Painfully true. To be honest I was pleasantly surprised at how much of a pragmatist this dude is! Like… damn, dude. You’re too good.

[darksoulsartblog]

金毛老師@Gecco（非公式 @master_kummo

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

An artist made a “third thumb” for your hand that makes everything easier

follow @the-future-now

[jynersosgf-blog]

so we’re just gonna play god now huh?

[languageloveaffair]

[lilium-bosniacum-deactivated202]

[yrbff]

[adamjk]

comic sands

[thirstghosting]

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

[brucebocchi]

[bears-official]

they’re not wrong

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

@bears-official

[bears-official]

correct but incomplete (and therefore wrong.) consider:

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

blocked, reported, corrected, wronged 

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

So are they or are they not bears bears? Correct me if I’m wrong, but this doesn’t seem correct…

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[the-a-j-universe]

This meme is breaking reality.

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

[pkpaulshow]

[pkpaulshow]

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Gray Fox helmet

[forgamers]

I would shit bricks if something like this happened to me..

[determinate-negation]

why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster

[vaporize-employers]

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

[khaleesiofalldragons-deactivate]

Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

[determinate-negation]

“i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds”

[determinate-negation]

look through the notes on this for a handy list of class traitors

[probably-unreliable]

I never realized that Killer Croc is such an amazing boyfriend…….

[bogleech]

While this is cute and all, that cop saying “ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED ALLIGATOR SCUM” is hilariously fucking weird like how does he not know who Killer Croc is? How many crocodilian people can possibly exist? He sounds like he’s just literally racist towards alligators as a whole like maybe he just mistook Croc for a regular alligator somehow, which he hates, and if he recognized Croc he’d be like “oh gosh, sorry, I just thought you were ALLIGATOR SCUM”