Nerdy Blue Dragon

Hi there! My names Falkriel... or Falky works too! Im a wind dragon who enjoys hugs and all things fluffy! (like me~!) (icon was drawn by https://www.deviantart.com/mitch-et-kiwi on deviantart)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[bunjywunjy]

I know this image is just an artistic rendering, but was Chicxulub even close to being that big?

YES, ABSOLUTELY. if anything, that paleoart UNDERSTATES it!

the Chicxulub Impactor was about six miles wide, meaning that when its bottom edge slammed into the atlantic ocean at roughly 20 km/s, its top edge was still in the upper atmosphere.

(infographic cadged from Kurzgesagt)

[bunjywunjy]

SAFAFDG

[sew-birb]

Here’s an excerpt from Peter Brannon’s book The Ends of the World:

“These numbers are precise without usefully conveying the scale of the calamity. What they mean is that a rock larger than Mount Everest hit planet Earth traveling twenty times faster than a bullet. This is so fast that it would have traversed the distance from the cruising altitude of a 747 to the ground in 0.3 seconds. The asteroid itself was so large that, even at the moment of impact, the top of it might have still towered more than a mile above the cruising altitude of a 747. In its nearly instantaneous descent, it compressed the air below it so violently that it briefly became several times hotter than the surface of the sun.

“The pressure of the atmosphere in front of the asteroid started excavating the crater before it even got there,” Rebolledo said. “Then when the meteorite touched ground zero, it was totally intact. It was so massive that the atmosphere didn’t even make a scratch on it.”

Unlike the typical Hollywood CGI depictions of asteroid impacts, where an extraterrestrial charcoal briquette gently smolders across the sky, in the Yucatan it would have been a pleasant day one second and the world was already over by the next. As the asteroid collided with the earth, in the sky above it where there should have been air, the rock had punched a hole of outer space vacuum in the atmosphere. As the heavens rushed in to close this hole, enormous volumes of earth were expelled into orbit and beyond — all within a second or two of impact.

“So there’s probably little bits of dinosaur bone up on the moon,” I asked.

“Yeah, probably.”

[bunjywunjy]

[queerqueerspawn]

“it briefly became several times hotter than the surface of the sun”

[headspace-hotel]

Ohhhh my god

[enbyshads-deactivated20241105]

bandana dee gifs i made today because i love him, thats it

[homunculus-argument]

the comedy gold gag where someone is asked for something extremely specific, and goes like "god damn it why would I- Do I look like the kind of a guy who would just have 48 ferret harnesses laying around?" and then everyone blankly stares at them because now that you mentioned it, yes, indeed they do. As a matter of fact, that is the most perfect description of this man, one that nobody could have come up with, but which is exact enough for anyone to pick him out of a crowd. The more exact, the better.

And after this pause they'll just give up and groan "ugh, fine. I'll go get the harnesses."

[knightoflodis]

[dragonprincessmew]

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

[transgenderrari-moved]

[demilypyro]

phoenix wright: alright you have to make some logic leaps and occam’s razor goes straight out the window but at least these are conclusions you could reach yourself

professor layton: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG, LEFT IS RIGHT, UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[whitefangthefightingwolf]

This post got so much better

[grim-n-tasty]

Pred with an upset tummy that can only be fixed by a prey who knows all the right places to rub on the inside

[sideflorfauna]

So according to that one blurb in the JP Adventure manual, if you pet Kirby he might purr. Anyways what if Meta Knight could do that too, and as a response

(Also @kirbypurrs, since you wanted more Metadad content)

[afraidparade]

it's mermay! hooray

part of the way through drawing this i realized piranhas are freshwater fish and whale sharks are saltwater so instead of a demon being isekai'd to the human world, faust is a freshwater fish being isekai'd to the ocean

[salvicorn]

it costs a lot to feed all their weird beloved dogs

[pokestuffy]

[pigdemonart]

【SPIDERS】

Ending a silly day on a silly note... 🚂

I had more dialogue, but i had to cut it shorter cuz it was getting out of hand. I enjoy them too much.

[noxhalas]

Baby Submas! Headcanon that they were paper boys when they were little, to earn some money and get supplies for when they could go out and get pokemon! Emmet’s the only one that can ride the bike well, but Ingo’s got a great arm and is good at boosting morale (and he gets the whistle) so it all works out. Everyone in the neighborhood is waken up early with a train whistle and a loud thud on their door every morning, always punctual and always with enthusiasm. (pt.2 with elesa) (nimbasa trio shenanigans)

Bonus Ingo saying no-no words under cut:

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[nokcha-matcha-deactivated202409]

today is pink puff ball ...and king's birthday! uwu

[toastbutteregg]