((Phoebe))

The bible said Adam and Eve, so I did both.

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

when you fart and it hits your prostate

[straightboyfriend]

this made me homophobic

[tastefullyoffensive]

God is an angry cat. (via dak_181)

[kaldwinss]

[illumahottie]

Shut the fuck up

[jovan]

I’m so sick of this website

[mariahcareys]

When you smell dick in the air

[mooglemain]

wash your fucking dicks 

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[hoodandfabulous-deactivated2014]

[octopussoir-]

[milkmaidmilf]

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[weloveshortvideos]

When you’re trying to see if that spider you stepped on is dead.

[sabubu91]

look at these dumb dinosaurs

[stephrhm]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a video. My god.

[valkyrieraisingcain]

@jademe13

[thebestoftumbling]

[approach]

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[thisiselliz]

[primevideouk]

Rami Malek behind the scenes of Mr Robot.

[suedesatan-deactivated20190609]

hacker: im in me:

hacker: im out

[chainsawpunk]

im bored i want a bf

[nopenuhuhnowaynotmenottodaysata]

I’m available

[chainsawpunk]

[skarchomp]

when ur straight friend about to do something stupid