take it sløw

[speciesbarocus]

Massimo Bernacchi restores the Belvedere Hermes, which dates to the time of Hadrian. The statue was bought by Pope Paul III for the Courtyard of Statues.

> Photo: Alberto Bernasconi.

[rubber-dick]

[hungry-hobbits]

oh god archduke franz ferdinand watch out he’s got a gun OH NO HE’S GOT AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR ME

[henryclervals]

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[thoradvice]

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

@mortalityplays

[protom-lad]

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

[magiashley]

Visit Original Link

[thebeanestbad]

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

[cognitivedissonance]

This is my new favorite genre of disappointed Trump voter. Meet the Trump voter taking it in the teeth at tax time.

How unsurprising “Fuck you, got mine” becomes a simple “fuck you” in a flash…

[girlbossjodiarias]

I love this song.

[ouijawaydidhego]

[thebiscuiteternal]

Mmmnh. My mama, being a retired accountant, volunteers every year to do taxes for the elderly via a local program sponsored by AARP.

She’s only been at it for three days so far this year and has already heard this same whine from *so many* people.

[almasexya]

[stupid-dyke]

When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”

[nails-the-tabaxi]

[desultory-suggestions]

One day you’ll sit in the sun and things won’t feel so bad

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

[no-chill-at-all]

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[pissvortex]

I literally don't know who you are

ok?

[biff-donderglutes]

this is what customer service is like

[1st-1]

85% tired 15% also tired

[metallicmauve]

[consolation-deactivated20161214]

me selling my wares from the forest

[firemen-deactivated20141022]

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is