Eden the Servant, Part I
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Eden the Servant, Part I
“Ah, the temptation to switch factions. Tessa wouldn’t make me suffer like this.”
“Oh, I definitely wouldn’t. I know how to just say that somebody has a fat ass and I wouldn’t mind smashing it and then move on with my life without getting all defensive.”
“Not to mention your grasp of the English language is presumably far less horrific. At least, one would hope that’s the case!”
“See, unlike some people, I can actually speak the language, instead of just relying on my Fallen and my equally-ancient daughter to act as translators. Especially when said daughter is hardly fluent herself. Bottom line? Little bitch couldn’t fuck with me if he wanted to.”
“Fucking superb, you funky little not-quite-lesbian.”
“…That sounds an awful lot like some absurd thing my husband said the other day to our daughter. Never say it again.”
“My apologies. I’m very old and still learning. At least Deirdre is, to my knowledge, a little lesbian, so... it fits?”
“Ah, the temptation to switch factions. Tessa wouldn’t make me suffer like this.”
“Oh, I definitely wouldn’t. I know how to just say that somebody has a fat ass and I wouldn’t mind smashing it and then move on with my life without getting all defensive.”
“Not to mention your grasp of the English language is presumably far less horrific. At least, one would hope that’s the case!”
“See, unlike some people, I can actually speak the language, instead of just relying on my Fallen and my equally-ancient daughter to act as translators. Especially when said daughter is hardly fluent herself. Bottom line? Little bitch couldn’t fuck with me if he wanted to.”
“Fucking superb, you funky little not-quite-lesbian.”
“Ah, the temptation to switch factions. Tessa wouldn’t make me suffer like this.”
“Oh, I definitely wouldn’t. I know how to just say that somebody has a fat ass and I wouldn’t mind smashing it and then move on with my life without getting all defensive.”
“Not to mention your grasp of the English language is presumably far less horrific. At least, one would hope that’s the case!”
“Ah, the temptation to switch factions. Tessa wouldn’t make me suffer like this.”
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🍆 (Tamiel)
[text] If the two of you ever send me another one of these, I will castrate you.[text] Do I make myself clear?
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[text] I think you’re imagining an elaborate chain of gossip about relationships that doesn’t actually exist. If Kokabiel had a problem with who I dated, she would tell me.
[text] I would disagree, but Anduriel has called me “the somewhat tolerable one”, which is exceptionally caring for him.
[text] Okay, Tamiel, “woman” is a gender. One that you don’t have. So I’m not going to be interested at any point, no matter what you look like. Please ask Carl to explain it further, because I really can’t be bothered.
[text] Sounds like you’re the one being left out of the gossip, because I hear plenty! [text] You didn’t hear this from me, but you mean more to Anduriel than you think. Probably best not to repeat that, but it’s true. [text] I will never understand this human fixation with identity, I swear. You’re all so odd!
🍆 (Tamiel)
[text] If the two of you ever send me another one of these, I will castrate you.[text] Do I make myself clear?
[text] It was worth a shot! Oh, the illicit thrill of pursuing your boss’ daughter! [text] And don’t blame poor Carl. There’s no “two of us” involved. Surely you’ve heard he’s not interested in women?
[text] There’s nothing illicit about it because Father doesn’t care if we date. Where on Earth did you get the idea that he did?
[text] Thanks for letting me know that Carl doesn’t like women, a fact that will have absolutely no bearing on any aspect of our business relationship.
[text] While we’re on the subject, however, I do like women. Exclusively.
[text] Anduriel might take exception to it, if only out of pity for Kokabiel, who I doubt would want any part of this. Let’s be honest, Anduriel is as much your parent as Nicodemus at this point. [text] Also, that’s fair. I mean, I’m a genderless being of flexible form, but fair!
🍆 (Tamiel)
[text] If the two of you ever send me another one of these, I will castrate you.[text] Do I make myself clear?
[text] It was worth a shot! Oh, the illicit thrill of pursuing your boss’ daughter! [text] And don’t blame poor Carl. There’s no “two of us” involved. Surely you’ve heard he’s not interested in women?
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Tamiel pretended to look hurt. “Oh come now, Lash. Don’t sound so skeptical. We wouldn’t ask you to do anything for free.” He handed her back her phone, having entered the numbers of every Denarian currently aligned with Nicodemus. “We’re actually quite open to negotiation. So much so that I’m a little surprised by it myself. Who would’ve guessed we would end up trying to work with you in earnest?”
Under normal circumstances, Tamiel wouldn’t be the one sent in to try and enlist an outsider’s help, but this was Lash they were dealing with. Either Nicodemus didn’t want to come on too strong by approaching her himself, or he wanted to take advantage of the fact that she and Tamiel were generally on good terms. It was hard to tell which, but it was obvious the Order was taking a cautious approach.
All they were asking was for Lash to use her various connections to assist in recovering some of the Coins. She didn’t have to take any risks beyond passing along information, but that alone could be dangerous under the wrong circumstances, so they had to try and sweeten the deal.
“Remember, we’re not asking much, so it’s not like we’ll be offering you anything extravagant, but we will make it worth your while.” It felt unusual to talk business with a friend, but Tamiel kept up a cheerful appearance. “If it’s money you’re after, we can make that work. However, there’s something else you might be interested in: decreased surveillance. We’re willing to reduce your file to just residence, occupation, and any information relevant to your wizard friend’s actions. Other than that, your personal life will be your own. Provided you supply us with something useful, of course.”
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“You’re not afraid of me?”
“You exist only as our food.”
“I’m not letting you die, too!”
“I didn’t kill him for your sake.”
“You look like an ordinary girl.”
“Stay back, boy… or I’ll kill you!”
“Sad, isn’t it? Being so helpless…”
“You’re a pretty one, aren’t you?”
“Sleep well. We’ll rest here awhile.”
“I’ll devour every last piece of you.”
“I was just following you, that’s all!”
“Did you think you could get away?”
“Get up! We’ll settle this right here!”
“I’m glad we met. I won’t forget you.”
“My battle for vengeance starts here.”
“Why don’t you just forget about her?”
“It looks awful, but it tastes pretty good.”
“I’m sorry… I’m abandoning my humanity.”
“If I go along with this, what’s in it for me?”
“Like the view? Or are you afraid of heights?”
“The façade of a gentleman doesn’t suit you.”
“Your miserable power couldn’t save anyone.”
“I’ll never forgive you for making me do this…!”
“Your flesh is so putrid I couldn’t bear to eat it.”
“H-here’s the money we promised. It’s all here.”
“Nothing good will come from staying with me.”
“If you’re looking for kindness from me, give it up.”
“For a small fry, you’ve got quite a mouth on you.”
“I’ve been afraid for so long, but I pretend I’m not.”
“The real world doesn’t work that way, young lady.”
“Enough of the fancy tricks. I’ll pierce you head on.”
“Prey is in no position to fight back against predator.”
“Forgive my rudeness, but we’ve come for your head.”
“I don’t want anybody else. I just want to be with you.”
“It’s practically a miracle that you survived back there!”
“Your life is your own! It doesn’t belong to anyone else!”
“I’ll make you suffer! You’ll wish you’d never been born!”
“You know you’re breaking curfew by being out at night.”
“Even after all this, is it still going to be me who dies here…?”
“You must have latched onto me because you have no one else.”
“After the job is done, someone will be sent to collect the money.”
“We didn’t come to test our abilities, we’re here to punish a traitor.”
“No matter how long I live, I’ll never be able to match wits with a woman.”
“For warriors, it’s not just about strength. They won’t live very long if they’re not smart.”
“Don’t you think it’s beautiful? That rosy red that spreads only where the body is wounded.”
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Another activity update!
((Well, guys, I’m getting a laptop within the month. When it arrives, I’ll finally be able to make a proper comeback! Sort of. January is a very busy month for me because of ALA. Those of you who were following me this time last year probably remember me taking a small hiatus to pull my cosplays together in time. I’ll be doing a less extreme version of that this year too. My cosplays are less work this time, so I won’t straight up disappear, but I’ll be a little less active than I’d like.
ALA is the last weekend of the month, so that’s when I’ll be on the least. Until then, I’ll be on here and there to gather up my drafts and plot with people. I’m actually looking for someone willing to do something kiiiiinda big with me, but this post is long enough without going into detail. After the 17th, I’m going to start reaching out to people about this. I say after the 17th because I’m about to leave on a sudden vacation to Jamaica. Like, tomorrow night. Yeah. The 17th is when I get back.
Lastly, as sort of a side note, I’ve recently had a strong muse for @abyssalrulerofthenorth, a blog I made right before my laptop started its sharp decline back in early November. I’ve been semi-active there these past couple of months, doing battle with my broken-ass computer, and as a result, I’m a little more in touch with that muse right now than the others. So, basically, that’s where you should hit me up if you want a relatively snappy reply to a thread.))