Contract Status: Closed

Hey Volo, if you want to rant about it to someone, I'm open to listen and give advice.

I can't tell you exactly what's going to happen, but I'm not locked to ominous teases either.

@~faller-for-hire

That is very much appreciated I think I'll take you up on that offer.

I just got done dealing with...some things

Alright, let's see.

From the ZA royale rank registry you seem to have skipped up to Rank G. Which means you beat Vinnie.

From that I assume you've also already dealt with the first wave of mega's.

That is correct. they were strong and Team MZ asked me to be there for all of them. I feel bad for needing to push my team so hard. multiple battles in quick succession... Protea the bayleef even evolved into her final evolution because of it.

I fear things are only going to get worse from here aren't they?

The good news is that there are less than 10 of these waves for you to fight.

But yes, you will have to confront the root cause at some point.

Hard to tell when time-wise, Can't tell you who or what. That would influence your choices too much.

less than 10... alright that at least give me something to keep track of.

I'll have to have everything ready before then.

what you've said so far has already been very helpful. it'll help me figure out when I would need to...well I'll keep that little bit to myself.

I'll try to give you a heads up before shit starts to go down.

Keep in mind, less than 10 means less than 10 and not 9.

Hey Volo, if you want to rant about it to someone, I'm open to listen and give advice.

I can't tell you exactly what's going to happen, but I'm not locked to ominous teases either.

@~faller-for-hire

That is very much appreciated I think I'll take you up on that offer.

I just got done dealing with...some things

Alright, let's see.

From the ZA royale rank registry you seem to have skipped up to Rank G. Which means you beat Vinnie.

From that I assume you've also already dealt with the first wave of mega's.

That is correct. they were strong and Team MZ asked me to be there for all of them. I feel bad for needing to push my team so hard. multiple battles in quick succession... Protea the bayleef even evolved into her final evolution because of it.

I fear things are only going to get worse from here aren't they?

The good news is that there are less than 10 of these waves for you to fight.

But yes, you will have to confront the root cause at some point.

Hard to tell when time-wise, Can't tell you who or what. That would influence your choices too much.

Hey Volo, if you want to rant about it to someone, I'm open to listen and give advice.

I can't tell you exactly what's going to happen, but I'm not locked to ominous teases either.

@~faller-for-hire

That is very much appreciated I think I'll take you up on that offer.

I just got done dealing with...some things

Alright, let's see.

From the ZA royale rank registry you seem to have skipped up to Rank G. Which means you beat Vinnie.

From that I assume you've also already dealt with the first wave of mega's.

hoplaventon

Time to disrupt your peace by asking a stupid question

Have you ever seen a 2 week old baby arceus

@~Faller-for-hire

a

What

I'm going to take that as a no.

[IMAGE ID: It's an Arceus! only slightly larger than the Umbreon that's currently licking it. The baby is splooted on a metal floor, staring into the void with huge eyes and a blep. The plume on the back of its head is way too big]

This one hatched about 2 weeks ago. I'm taking care of it for a few more weeks before sending it to the Arcane nursery back in my world. Until that happens I am stuck at home with this little gremlin.

licensed2faint

there's always some shit going on in somebody's universe, huh?

#Why are you looking for an arceus to be mad at?

The real shit is Bacon trying to cuddle with the baby. Even though said baby has four indestructible knives strapped to it.

hoplaventon

Time to disrupt your peace by asking a stupid question

Have you ever seen a 2 week old baby arceus

@~Faller-for-hire

a

What

#I am bored out of my mind #The bean just sits there for 90% of the time #which is expected because it won't gain sentience for another 3 months #but man does it grind my life to a halt #//screw you; random chimp event

I'm going to take that as a no.

[IMAGE ID: It's an Arceus! only slightly larger than the Umbreon that's currently licking it. The baby is splooted on a metal floor, staring into the void with huge eyes and a blep. The plume on the back of its head is way too big]

This one hatched about 2 weeks ago. I'm taking care of it for a few more weeks before sending it to the Arcane nursery back in my world. Until that happens I am stuck at home with this little gremlin.

I just woke up, what year is it

Who messed with our pinned? Did we get hacked? I'll have to make a new one...

YOU'RE BACK!

Man you got properly disconnected. I was following the blog's signal to your world and ended up flying over one where you were like 12 or something. I think the IDRotomblr servers snapped to their phone for a few days.

Anyways. I promised you stuff. I'm headed back over.

Like 12? What, was Hop running the blog...? Yikes.

Sure, I guess. Just show up and don't mess up the universe if you can help it.

I'm gonna do a fly-over in a few minutes to check if I'm in the right place. Keep an eye on the skye if you hear the engine.

Who messed with our pinned? Did we get hacked? I'll have to make a new one...

YOU'RE BACK!

Man you got properly disconnected. I was following the blog's signal to your world and ended up flying over one where you were like 12 or something. I think the IDRotomblr servers snapped to their phone for a few days.

Anyways. I promised you stuff. I'm headed back over.

Why is it now that Aurora isn't here we get a sudden influx of requests?

...Unless....has she been taking on all this work by herself!?

If you need a hand, you can mark some of the requests that aren't getting done. I don't have much to do at the moment so I got time to help out.

Please we need all the help we can get there aren't many Fully trained rangers yet and I do not want Aurora coming back to find that they've gotten injured because they went on missions, they were not ready for.

Here is a list let me know if you plan on taking on all of them or just certain ones. I can take on more requests if need be but I can't take on all of them

Search and rescue- a 2 year old Houndour went missing in Alfornada Cavern.

Retrieval Mission- A Family Heirloom necklace has gone missing in the snow on Glaseado Mountain.

Mail Order- normally we wouldn't even have this since people use the Post Office but unfortunately the requester does not trust the Post office with what he wants to send. Luckily the recipient is also in Paldea. Proper information will only be provided by requester.

Capture mission- Theres a few Mankey that are causing problems in South province (Area One).

Battle Misson- The Iron Treads in Asado Dessert has been on a rampage. We are not allowed to capture it just battle it to calm it down. Now if you happened to capture it and told no one it's not like we could stop you.

those are the most important ones right now.

I'll do them all.

I do have a question about the mankey request. What do I do with them, I know it says capture mission, but where do I take them.

Thank you

You may keep them, release them in a different part of where they normally stay or bring them here. We'll find homes for them.

Reports:

S&R: found at bottom of cliff with broken leg. Sedated wound, X-rayed critter. Splinted and healed injury enough to prevent permanent damage. Informed client and dropped off at veteniary hospital (with client's consent). Waited for client to show up before leaving.

Footage of cave diving excursion available.

Heirloom: found in a gimmighoul's chest. Bartered back for 250 gimmi coins and an enigma berry.

Mail: Pokemon eggs. Low-mobility client wanted me to transport a half-dozen mystery pokemon eggs to a hatchery/nursery in Levincia. Found them under their patio along with a dead parent.

Request was delayed by roughly one hour when the client handed me one of the eggs and it promptly hatched into a shiny eevee the size of my fist. Both spent a while doting. Request altered to include one live infant eevee. (Apparently they will be up for adoption and I'm first in line for the vee I watched hatch)

Mankey: orb'd. Will send them to you, or the caph star training camp.

Titan: tried to run me over. It was successful, but I was sturdier than expected so he ran himself into the wall like an idiot. Did battle afterwards. Cakewalk. Fell over after one(1) obby wing. Titan remained uninjured.

Why is it now that Aurora isn't here we get a sudden influx of requests?

...Unless....has she been taking on all this work by herself!?

If you need a hand, you can mark some of the requests that aren't getting done. I don't have much to do at the moment so I got time to help out.

Please we need all the help we can get there aren't many Fully trained rangers yet and I do not want Aurora coming back to find that they've gotten injured because they went on missions, they were not ready for.

Here is a list let me know if you plan on taking on all of them or just certain ones. I can take on more requests if need be but I can't take on all of them

Search and rescue- a 2 year old Houndour went missing in Alfornada Cavern.

Retrieval Mission- A Family Heirloom necklace has gone missing in the snow on Glaseado Mountain.

Mail Order- normally we wouldn't even have this since people use the Post Office but unfortunately the requester does not trust the Post office with what he wants to send. Luckily the recipient is also in Paldea. Proper information will only be provided by requester.

Capture mission- Theres a few Mankey that are causing problems in South province (Area One).

Battle Misson- The Iron Treads in Asado Dessert has been on a rampage. We are not allowed to capture it just battle it to calm it down. Now if you happened to capture it and told no one it's not like we could stop you.

those are the most important ones right now.

I'll do them all.

I do have a question about the mankey request. What do I do with them, I know it says capture mission, but where do I take them.

Why is it now that Aurora isn't here we get a sudden influx of requests?

...Unless....has she been taking on all this work by herself!?

#//offscreen of course. you have an R to P

If you need a hand, you can mark some of the requests that aren't getting done. I don't have much to do at the moment so I got time to help out.

I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way to watch you fight

//@~faller-for-hire

Why does it sound like you're singing a song.

#//It's asdfmovie #//I had something funnier planned and written out #//but i decided against it because it would be a bit too much singing.

sorry, inside joke

It's a very obscure reference to something that might not even exist in your world

Does the seal stay damaged as long as there is a human within its bounds, or only when someone passes the threshold? For example someone teleports into the woods instead of walking in though the gate.

@~faller-for-hire

//starting a new thread because the previous one was getting way too long.

Day above, you think I've tried teleporting into the 'you go here and the hounds will eat you' place? I doubt it would break, it's... Dad always told me it's like a bubble, so as long as that teleported human doesn't then try to leave the bubble it won't break. Why does this matter anyway?

Force of habit. If I am presented with a dangerous location I always try to figure out as much about it as I can, because 9 times out of 10 I will end up there whether I want to or not.

If you end up there the hounds will tear you limb from limb and use your voice to lure in other people. Hope this information helps you.

I mean, they can try.

How well do you think they'd stack up against an Arcy. Arceus is a good baseline to compare threats to.

No pokemon moves nor regular weapons can harm the hounds. We can only hit them because of who we are and who our line is blessed by. You'd be torn apart while yelling to whichever legendary you believe in, saying you couldn't be beaten and they should protect you.

I've died before. Can't be worse than last time. 't would give me something intriguing to throw myself at. Build weapons, develop strats, do some-...

Hey do you want a sidekick next time the seal breaks? I can load you up with shielding and other defensive tech. Buff you up a little so you don't have to go in with just a hammer, a welding mask, and a prayer.

If you don't want me to be in the fight I can be up in the air out of reach while still being able to lend support.

It's likely you'd get in the way and get a hammer to the skull. And where did you get the idea I use a welding mask? Those are awful for visibility.

First of all, I'd be hovering half a mile above you specifically to not get in the way. I know better than to ruin someone else's fight. Second, I would be very bad at what I've been doing for the past however many millennia if I let you hit me with a hammer. Third, if you hitting me with a hammer does any meaningful damage to me, my shield, or my stuff I am taking another dip in the neutron star from last month.

Raihan wore one when you were too drunk to do the thing.

Does the seal stay damaged as long as there is a human within its bounds, or only when someone passes the threshold? For example someone teleports into the woods instead of walking in though the gate.

@~faller-for-hire

//starting a new thread because the previous one was getting way too long.

Day above, you think I've tried teleporting into the 'you go here and the hounds will eat you' place? I doubt it would break, it's... Dad always told me it's like a bubble, so as long as that teleported human doesn't then try to leave the bubble it won't break. Why does this matter anyway?

Force of habit. If I am presented with a dangerous location I always try to figure out as much about it as I can, because 9 times out of 10 I will end up there whether I want to or not.

If you end up there the hounds will tear you limb from limb and use your voice to lure in other people. Hope this information helps you.

I mean, they can try.

How well do you think they'd stack up against an Arcy. Arceus is a good baseline to compare threats to.

No pokemon moves nor regular weapons can harm the hounds. We can only hit them because of who we are and who our line is blessed by. You'd be torn apart while yelling to whichever legendary you believe in, saying you couldn't be beaten and they should protect you.

I've died before. Can't be worse than last time. 't would give me something intriguing to throw myself at. Build weapons, develop strats, do some-...

Hey do you want a sidekick next time the seal breaks? I can load you up with shielding and other defensive tech. Buff you up a little so you don't have to go in with just a hammer, a welding mask, and a prayer.

If you don't want me to be in the fight I can be up in the air out of reach while still being able to lend support.

Does the seal stay damaged as long as there is a human within its bounds, or only when someone passes the threshold? For example someone teleports into the woods instead of walking in though the gate.

@~faller-for-hire

//starting a new thread because the previous one was getting way too long.

Day above, you think I've tried teleporting into the 'you go here and the hounds will eat you' place? I doubt it would break, it's... Dad always told me it's like a bubble, so as long as that teleported human doesn't then try to leave the bubble it won't break. Why does this matter anyway?

Force of habit. If I am presented with a dangerous location I always try to figure out as much about it as I can, because 9 times out of 10 I will end up there whether I want to or not.

If you end up there the hounds will tear you limb from limb and use your voice to lure in other people. Hope this information helps you.

I mean, they can try.

How well do you think they'd stack up against an Arcy. Arceus is a good baseline to compare threats to.

Does the seal stay damaged as long as there is a human within its bounds, or only when someone passes the threshold? For example someone teleports into the woods instead of walking in though the gate.

@~faller-for-hire

//starting a new thread because the previous one was getting way too long.

Day above, you think I've tried teleporting into the 'you go here and the hounds will eat you' place? I doubt it would break, it's... Dad always told me it's like a bubble, so as long as that teleported human doesn't then try to leave the bubble it won't break. Why does this matter anyway?