CrimsonStars

Tabi // 24 // Just a personal blog for shit I like and reblog.

[fallingcrimsonstar]

I heard a noise and found this. Then all the Marines started shooting it.

Press F to pay respects...

[pharaohincarnate]

Welcome Back Regis Nex

[fallingcrimsonstar]

So I finally got Darksiders 3! It’s beautiful and as I'm playing, I'm loving Fury’s subtle character development.

I was annoyed when fury met the humans and they are pretty much the same height....

But, when I got to the cutscene where the other horsemen show up I was VERY upset. All four horsemen are the same height, really? Humans only came up to about War’s shoulder in the first game. And Death was the same height as the Hunter. But now, they’re all the exact same height? Bullshit!

In the bible, it is said that the Nephilim were giants, being around 9 feet tall. I know that the Nephilim in Darksiders are different but to put them the same height as humans is very boring! C’mon devs! 

A character’s height is just as important as their personalities! Actually, the height of a character is part of their personality.

Sooooooo~

I made this to help me feel better...

Fury’s hair makes her look as tall as strife. Note that she is wearing heels, so she is probably as tall as Death if not one or two inches shorter with them off.

lol Death is the small old man

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[secrua]

spirit’s chosen

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[secrua]

dark alchemist

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[halfwayriight]

Darksiders Genesis - Cinematic Teaser Trailer

[notesz-b]

Lookit that gait~

It still feels a bit weird to actually see him < -< Gotta let it sink in. _

[fallingcrimsonstar]

I love this voice so much more. Its what I always thought this shit-head would sound like. *v*

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Please kill me if I ever become a critic so absolutely blind and soulless

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

This post is wonderful because every single comment is another person coming out with a spiked bat saying “oh so you got dumb shit to say about Mothra, huh!?”

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[secrua]

shai class

can talk to npcs on horseback

revamped ship controls, new islands and unique ocean content, multiple ship types that you can build upon and improve, npc crew members

[daggerfall]

The ESO twitter and I have the exact same sense of humor

[daggerfall]

I take it back, I’m gonna scream

[daggerfall]

I would like to let you all know that someone at Zenimax saw this post and has visited my blog. I would also like to let all of you know I will be hiding under a rock and screaming for the time being

[janeghoulittle]

fun fact, this translates to roughly “join your passion and spirit with mine” (literally: “join spirit passion”). use the following to make your own dragon / dovahzul valentines! 

AAV – join, ally, unison 

AHMUL – husband 

BALAAN – worthy 

BRIT – beautiful

DII – my, mine 

FRIN – heat, fervor 

GRON – tie, link 

KIIM – wife 

UL – eternity, forever 

VAAT – oath, vow 

VIIN – shine, shining 

[fallingcrimsonstar]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATIE!

I’m sorry this took so long and for holding it longer to give it to you on your bday!

I hope you love it! <3

I got lost as to what to do with the background...;A; The last one is transparent, do as you like with it!

[fallingcrimsonstar]

Welp. I got my Ur-Dragon armor back...

I somehow managed to randomly go see him and his health was the smallest pinch from death. Only a few hits and he died...If I had actually tried to kill him I wouldn’t have. 

Nice having it back...until I go try and take on Bitterblack Isle. T T

Generation 849 Ur-Dragon 

[fallingcrimsonstar]

Dragon’s Dogma Enemy

Drake (FireDrake)

[fallingcrimsonstar]

Bonus