#darksiders ulthane

[darkmessiah2000]

I know this game wasn’t particularly well received (I freaking loved it) but this ending so good, can’t wait for the next Darksiders

[dewdropfate]

Back in my memeing era.

[imagine-darksiders]

I think that Ulthane would appreciate a chubby partner! Having that soft, plush weight in his hands would ground him in reality, make him realise that this is real.

He'd be BAFFLED if his beloved somebody was somehow upset or self-deprecating because of their own weight.

Not me cuhhhhryinnnggg into my pillow????

[darkdemetyr]

Y/n: [eating some soup]

Death: Where did you get that?

Y/n: Oh I made some soup up. Yeah, I used this- [cough] really floury- [hack wheeze] salt to put in it. Ahem!

Death: … And where did you find this ‘salt’?

Y/n: Over in that fancy urn back there.

Death: You are eating the cremated ashes of the King’s mother!

Y/n: … Well it’s not like she was using them anymore.

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Death: [speaking to one of the Makers]

Y/n in the background riding Despair in circles: Look at my hoooorse, my horse is amazing, just don't lick hiiiim. He tastes just like decay--

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Death: Hey! Don't touch that.

Y/n: shhh, I'm about to defy you....

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Y/n, staring at the Sin Talisman: Do you think they're all just... smooshed in there? Like it's all cramped inside?

Fury: [eye twitch]

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Y/n: [Walks up to Ulthane]

Ulthane: Ah, what can I do fer ya, wee one?

Y/n: 🎵 I just ate something you don't know~🎵

Ulthane: [panics]

[failingtomakegoodthings]

she sleepin so damn good. surely she wont throw a bowl at him when she wakes up

[wrimpr]

To all Makers lovers, I was able to get their 3D model from the game. I’ll upload them tomorrow on sketchfab like the others. Also got despair but i have to twitch it a lil bit first. Bye~

[vampothetically]

Raw post from a discord convo with my best friend who’s also into Darksiders. 👀✨

Twinsiders AU: (pretty much my brother and me since we’re twins) Azrael and the twins, Devin and Keely wanted to hang out a little longer before leaving to a safe haven. Ulthane is already aware of their positions, hehe.

[nephilim-nights]

Darksiders Headcanon Requests Open

Hey hey, sinners and saints~

I’m Noct, and with Darksiders 4 looming on the horizon, I’m throwing open the gates for all your delicious headcanon cravings (maybe even a little ficlet or two if you ask nicely~)

Every character, every ship; bring me your chaos. And yes, Y/N x Canon is not just welcome, it’s encouraged.

Let’s make some magic. 🔥