chaos.

burnout mentally, physically and spiritually hold the fuck up (I'm the fucked up, please hold me)

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

[fallingdowntherathole]

[fallingdowntherathole]

So uh yeah, I fucked up. Bad.

[fallingdowntherathole]

Anyways, happy two year anniversary to my broken arm. I broke my leg now🥲

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

can you guys please get over civil war discourse holy shit its been 14 years arent any of you tired

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

im sorry i know this is mean but it has been FOURTEEN YEARS of the SAME THREE TALKING POINTS lets give it a rest please for the love of the nine

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

this post is about skyrim not the real life american civil war

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

this post is not about captain america either

[thebookbutterfly]

I love it when fan fiction writers are like: “ah shit, this was meant to be one part but I started writing it and now it has to be three”. Like the fanfic is happening to them and not being created by them.

[magekrove]

the time will pass, and you`ll forget all that once was between us

no, i don`t wait for you, but you should know i loved you

for the last time

Ive spent another 4 hours on a tiktok meme and i dont even have an account on tiktok

i also didn`t play this branch in emerich`s root, but the variant connected with his age was too obvious, and this one was much funnier. And a fitting end for a dalish veiljumper rook.

Upd dudes my rook is a he

He is just a twink dksjfhggh

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[maddy-k-reads-all-day]

Hello dear mutuals. I have brought you a dead bird.

[cctypical]

i do appreciate the dead bird dear mutual.

comrades, take a look at this fine wonder.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Hello my counsel, please accept this offering of a dead bird

[honeyscomet]

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

[honeyscomet]

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

[vanshira]

So I accidentally a Merid-Nunda fandragon earlier, and then I went a little crazy in the Scrying Workshop, and now I a whole bunch of Daedric fandergs (which, unlike the very real Merid, are still only figments of my imagination).

Top down, left to right:

Azura Vaermina Boethiah Mehrunes Dagon Hircine Hermaeus Mora Peryite Sheogorath (with fragments of Jyggalag shining through)

And I am not done yet.

[vanshira]

Well it has been a hot fucking minute since I posted this obviously because I have seventeen dragons and an entire lair tab named Oblivion Rising now so meet

MERIDIA

VAERMINA

MALACATH

PERYITE

NAMIRA

NOCTURNAL

SHEOGORATH

HIRCINE

BOETHIAH

MEHRUNES DAGON

MEPHALA

SANGUINE

HERMAEUS MORA

AZURA

CLAVICUS VILE

JYGGALAG

ITHELIA

MOLAG BAL

IS NOT REPRESENTED IN MY LAIR BECAUSE NO ONE HERE STANS HIS “KING OF R***” SHIT

[devout-of-the-elder-scrolls]

Happy Old Life and New Life Festivals to all celebrating! May those also summoning Clavicus Vile have a good time and may you be blessed by the great Clavicus Vile. May those honoring Hircine at this time also have a good time and be blessed by the wondrous Hircine.

[lumen-lu-ming]

Eyes of Clavicus Vile.

[lumen-lu-ming]

Clavicus Vile as Child-God of the Morning Star.

[lumen-lu-ming]

Child-God of the Morning Star. Clavicus Vile at the beginning... of everything.

[igorlevchenko-blog]

Did you know one can add cuss words to the subject of one's google search to prevent it from giving you an AI overview? Learned it today. Are we at the point in history where profanity is vindicated?

[theseventhoffrostfall]

I think we've been at that point a long time. The first time a human mouth formed words, it was probably some variation on "fuck" and it was valid

[igorlevchenko-blog]

Similarly to how metals were first used for "cock rings" and only then for tool making. Following exhibit is from Varna Necropolis, Bulgaria.

[sloppjockey]

llaughh. gouache painting on paper, 2019

[grumpyjesterr]

i want them to keep making those magician movies. like fast and furious films, i want there to be an improbable number of 'Now You See Me' films which get more and more abusurd as the fanchise goes on. at some point they go to space. another time they race cars. this must carry on for at least twelve movies, ideally longer. if possible there is a spin off tv show which is a critical and commercial failure. Jason Statham has a cameo.

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[asphyxiated-lungs]

hey, can i get a hit of that? (crisp autumn breeze)