Jazz for your eyeballs.

Helen’s art blog. Storyteller, artist, SCAD alumnus. Sometimes NSFW. Commissions open.

[eyeballjazz]

It’s finally happening! I am opening 10 slots for commissions! All inquiries can come here, to my DMs on Twitter or directly to [email protected]! Don’t be shy! My art will never be this cheap again!

[aedearly]

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

[eyeballjazz]

Drew my OC as a panther, does this make him a furry?

[eyeballjazz]

Drew my OC as a panther, does this make him a furry?

[eyeballjazz]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82488181

Read my latest work, a piece of hardcore Gus Fring/Mike Ehrmantraut.

[halberdierminister]

It takes a thief to catch a thief, but to catch a kingpin, it takes...

Will Patrick Sloan and his associates' investigation uncover all the secrets that trouble them? Or will even the best-laid plans lead them to their end?

Rated R for language, violence, sexuality, and child endangerment.

CAST AND CREW

LynnLarsh as The Narrator & Karkat “Carter” Vantas

Alex "GuitArchon" Melius as Patrick Sloan, Doc Scratch, & Horace

@halberdierminister as "Ace" Richard "Dick" Dunn, Clinton "Clint" Duccio/Clubs Deuce, & The Fuckin Guy

@necrowemancer as Peter Inesco, Winnifred Dunn, Mr. Dulls, & 911 Operator

@nec-romantically as José "Jack" Vantas/Jack Noir/Blackjack Vance/Spades Slick & Mr. Clancy

A.J. Burlingham as Paolo Diamante/Paulie Diamonds/Diamonds Droog

Zwei as Heinrich "Hank" Bachman/Hearts Boxcars & The Big Guy/Q

@flamiart as Lucretia Snow/Snowman & Nadine Beaumont

@kazieka as Kanaya Maryam

Solace Eon as Aradia Diamante

@omniverbosity as Henrietta Donnelly & Hearst Dunn

Alyssa Philips as Molly Painter

@spinning-logic as Mr. Cobb, Arthour, & Doctor

Chapter Art by @bolobramble

Written by Halberdier

Directed, adapted, organized, and edited by Charliegolightly

Listen on Spotify

Listen on Apple Podcasts

Listen on Archive of Our Own

[halberdierminister]

It takes a thief to catch a thief, but to catch a kingpin, it takes...

Will Patrick Sloan and his associates' investigation uncover all the secrets that trouble them? Or will even the best-laid plans lead them to their end?

Rated R for language, violence, sexuality, and child endangerment.

CAST AND CREW

LynnLarsh as The Narrator & Karkat “Carter” Vantas

Alex "GuitArchon" Melius as Patrick Sloan, Doc Scratch, & Horace

@halberdierminister as "Ace" Richard "Dick" Dunn, Clinton "Clint" Duccio/Clubs Deuce, & The Fuckin Guy

@necrowemancer as Peter Inesco, Winnifred Dunn, Mr. Dulls, & 911 Operator

@nec-romantically as José "Jack" Vantas/Jack Noir/Blackjack Vance/Spades Slick & Mr. Clancy

A.J. Burlingham as Paolo Diamante/Paulie Diamonds/Diamonds Droog

Zwei as Heinrich "Hank" Bachman/Hearts Boxcars & The Big Guy/Q

@flamiart as Lucretia Snow/Snowman & Nadine Beaumont

@kazieka as Kanaya Maryam

Solace Eon as Aradia Diamante

@omniverbosity as Henrietta Donnelly & Hearst Dunn

Alyssa Philips as Molly Painter

@spinning-logic as Mr. Cobb, Arthour, & Doctor

Chapter Art by @bolobramble

Written by Halberdier

Directed, adapted, organized, and edited by Charliegolightly

Listen on Spotify

Listen on Apple Podcasts

Listen on Archive of Our Own

[eyeballjazz]

I was charmed by this meme so of course I had to put all my OCs on it. Clearly my guys are ready to talk shit AND knock

Lozelle art by @grozat, original Feeler design from the Descent into Avernus module

[eyeballjazz]

Colored Joey Shmoey tonight :)

[eyeballjazz]

Today’s ink sketch, one Julia Saturn

[eyeballjazz]

Mack and Joe and Joe and Mack and Mack and Joe

[eyeballjazz]

Mack and Joe and Joe and Mack and Mack and Joe

[eyeballjazz]

Recent faves from a figure drawing session at Doc Sketchy's!

[eyeballjazz]

Probably will scan this and a few others soon but a stop by Bmore’s Artists & Craftsmen inspired me to catalog all my markers draw my best friend Mack

[eyeballjazz]

Probably will scan this and a few others soon but a stop by Bmore’s Artists & Craftsmen inspired me to catalog all my markers draw my best friend Mack

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[blackboard-monitor]

ask game for aging tumblr population

what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

do you have a collection of anything?

what's the best job you've ever had?

what's the worst job you've ever had?

what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?

what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?

are you married or do you intend to get married?

do you have kids? do you want them?

are you on good terms with your parents?

do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?

do you vote?

what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?

what are your hobbies?

what's a hobby you'd like to get into?

do you collect anything?

how long have you known your oldest friend?

are you a member of any clubs or associations?

have you ever changed fields in your career or education?

how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?

what's your favourite beverage?

do you have any living grandparents?

do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?

what's the coolest place you've visited?

what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?

would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?

do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?

what's your favourite household chore?

what chore do you hate the most?

do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?

what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)