Willow

she/her | 18 | capricorn | bookworm | writer

[hkxox]

wolfstar proposal that happens in the middle of an argument when sirius yells at remus’s face ‘im leaving! i want a divorce.’ and exasperated remus being like ‘we’re not even married?????’ and sirius immediately firing back ‘well then marry me you coward?? because I want a divorce.’

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[fallinginlove-again]

if I had a nickel for every time I was emotionally victimized by a club scene in a piece of media about the love story between a bisexual blonde guy and a gay guy with black hair I would only have 2 nickels but it’s FUCKING WEIRD THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE

[fallinginlove-again]

being in a secure relationship will have you doing weird shit like Expressing Emotions and Feeling Joy idk what I’m supposed to do with this

[yoongisgayvanz]

i make myself laugh

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[nicothespy]

nico di angelo in the jar but its levi chrisopulos’ nico because we probably won’t ever see that HoO live action adaptation

pls don’t let this do bad plsplspls i’ll cry

[worldsuspended]

reyna watching percy yearn for annabeth and stay loyal to her even without any other memories, then finally seeing jason again and he's got a whole gf next to him...

meanwhile jason watching annabeth and the rest of chb search for percy, tell stories about him, watching percabeth throw themselves at each other as soon as they lock eyes...and no one at camp jupiter looking half as excited to see him...

it's fine i'm fine

[triangleguy]

fandom misogyny is one of those things where you notice it and youre like "wow thats terrible!" and then you just keep noticing it over and over until the end of time and youre sitting there saying "hey is anybody gonna talk about this" and everybody says "no" and then goes "haha isnt it funny how this mlm ship is so popular even though these characters dont have much screen time? especially compared to a wlw ship between the main characters haha!" and it makes you want to peel all your skin off

[severeprincesheep]

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

biblically accurate percy talking about annabeth

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[leabethchase]

Whoever created this gif, you're insane

Percy Jackson/Walker Scobell, you're even more insane for doing this

[ladykvetchingradish]

It really is so disturbing to see a Percy Jackson without the inner monologue.

In the books, even if he was absolutely slaying, eating, serving BAMF in the middle of the fight, the book would be saying like "gosh I'm so awkward and clumsy haha who let me hold a sword lol I'm such a silly goose"

In the show we see him in pain and literally doing the most insane stuff with the most stoic facial expressions. Killing, stabbing, getting stabbed. He isn't some quirky funny kid on the outside, even if canonically on the inside he sees the world like a real kid. The show Percy seems different for these reasons but that's not OOC, that's just what Percy looks like to EVERYONE ELSE.

thank you for coming to my TED talk

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the average runway model should be fat because the point of fashion runways is to show off the clothing, and fat people wear larger sizes, which makes it easier for the audience to see and appreciate the designs. follow me for more blindingly obvious facts of life

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this isn't a shitpost bc I'm dead serious. though actually there shouldn't be an “average” model size there should be multiple body types to show the designer knows what they're DOING. if your "haute couture" only works on stick figures then you aren't designing fashion you are playing with dolls.

if u can't design flattering fits for multiple body types then maybe just go work for Mattel? barbie always needs new outfits

[goon]

i cant breathe

[katnissisbrown]

I lose it every time at “😁 you look at her picture all the time, right?” because that is such a little brother thing to do and he is so innocent about it. He is the perfect example of the little brother who idolizes his older brother and his girlfriend 😂