Schmaltzy Potato Enthusiasts

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having an athlete flirt with you is so funny because they’re like “oh I ran a 1234567 loop de loop extravaganza and scored 20.45 sportsball points in 5.2741 minutes” and I’m nodding as if I understand what tf any of that means

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Layla: what’s worse than trafficking? *pulls down sign to say ‘mermaid’*

Zena and Layla’s mother: *gasp* a mermaid

Zena: no!

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haha ok guys funny prank who decided to make all the self-hating tortured characters on a path to self love kill themselves at the end of their show? who said that was ok? oh they ‘sacrificed themselves’? girl shut up you just wanted them dead because they weren’t healed enough for you don’t even lie

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525,600 minutes? in this economy?

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3 AOs? In this economy?

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gen z during wartime whispering "a hot new bombshell has entered the villa" at every air raid siren

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guys I remember like a few years ago I saw this one short form video that was like

"oh shit! the mcrib is back!"

"back from the dead, back from hell!"

"back to steal your wife and key your car"

and I have been looking for it and no one knows what I am talking about

it has a lot of quick moving graphics and a female voice please

please does someone remember this video and can someone tell me who made it I am desperate to know

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I can only imagine how the discussion for the most recent mermaid tales episode went bts:

jess: hey team, so for this episode we’ll need aphmau’s skin, Caspian’s skin, Zane’s skin, Lawrence’s skin, and mermaid girl.

assistant: you mean mermaid girl’s skin right?

jess: *dead eye stare* no. just her head.

assistant: what?

jess: you heard me. just her head.

assistant: f-for someone to masquerade as her with a mermaid girl mask right? we'll use her head as a mask?

jess: haha. no.

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every episode of any aphverse series that's called "his choice" or "Aaron's choice" isn't subtle, like hun we know he's gonna choose death

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Jess really knew that the 'when angels fall' death music was going to give her fans HEART PALPITATIONS

I had to keep pausing the episode every 5 seconds to try to relearn to BREATHE AGAIN!!!

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I’ve begun to realize that the older I get, the more controversial different plot points in Mystreet become 😭

like what do you mean Aaron only told Aphmau about his Ultima curse because Ein forced him to?

I understand being fearful that Aphmau would be scared off by it, and Aaron’s cumulative shame and trauma around his curse, but if they were planning on getting MARRIED and possibly having kids? Yeah buddy you need to disclose stuff like that

Aaron having this genetic trait is incredibly important for him to share with Aphmau because it decides whether they adopt, use IVF, or take the chance of having a biological child that is guaranteed to have a difficult, painful life!

when I was younger I was like “aww he’s been ashamed for years but we know that she’ll love him anyway after Ein outed him”

and now I’m like “AARON, dude, you are nearly 30! 👏disclose👏your👏significant👏medical👏history👏and👏transmissible👏genetic👏conditions👏to👏your👏future👏spouse👏before👏you👏get👏married👏!!!!!!!!”

yes, it's dangerous, but that is why he NEEDS to tell her! the fact that it's so shameful and meaningful to him enough to hide it is exactly the same reason why she deserves to know, if she's going to get married to this guy!

it made sense not to tell her when they were TEENAGERS, but now that they're discussing KIDS, FINANCIALS, and THEIR FUTURE TOGETHER, it's not cute to hide it anymore

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who is this knight and jelly man on my fyp

I feel so out of the loop, I thought it was an epic the musical x Slimecicle crossover but I was WRONG

what is this? Human/slime yaoi? please advise

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sometimes I wish I had the ability to promise things like Jess and Jason promise things

“late 2025”

“mermaid tales will end soon and then MS7”

“consistent posting schedule on Aphmau Diaires”

“all will be explained”

sure Jan, sure

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wow, “late 2025” is really starting to feel like nearly five months into 2026 huh?

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y'all my 2026 bingo card self-destructed on Jan 2nd, I'm not surprised by anything at this point

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obsessed with how people have been criticizing KATSEYE's MVs from being absurd so they release a music video with a song literally about the philosophical theory of Absurdism

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Watching MCD for the first time pt 1

Video: Minecraft Diaries Season 1 Episode 1

Jess: Welcome to Minecraft Diaries Season 2!

Me: :o what