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I neverr lose
the princess deserves bug mouthparts + big fuckoff mandibles that all split apart when it yawns
( ˘ ³˘)✿‧₊˚⊹⋆♡ the serial smoocher
dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive
HAPPY PRIDE !!!! your local unicorn tboy wishing you safety and love and joy this gay of months !!!
so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?
turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".
turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.
but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.
now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.
anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.
pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say
Sorry for the quality of this 😔
This piece has been rotting in my art folder for months now and I finally figured out how I Wanted to color/render Dinraal.
I want to make a piece for each of the dragons, so consider this part 1 of the set.
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it's too far
the angle is too steep
shield's up
here get into cover
I'm out of missiles
brrrrrrRAP
nice and oily!
my weapon jammed
got a jam cover me
these seats could really use some suspension
its perforation time
cluster out save yourselves
You carry a load well, Molly!
It's like she's bigger on the inside!
Down it goes!
Making a deposit!
Bum bum bum!
Molly! I miss you, girl!
Doretta is a beauty!
Keep it up, Lloyd!
You know just how to treat a dwarf, Lloyd!
Bartender! A round of Backbreakers, please!
Shakashuri Blowdown
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
How to spoon:
Dick hard on the butt
Titty in my hand
Kiss ya neck
Hell yeah
What
HOW TO SPOON
DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
TITTY IN MY HAND
KISS YA NECK
H E L L Y E A H
happy halloween
the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad