The Black Phoenix

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Welcome to episode 3 of "my dog is dying", to express condolences help gather emergency funds send to [email protected] via paypal

He was perfectly fine yesterday morning, and has now stopped eating and is completely sucked up. Other fun symptoms include vomiting bile, mucus filled diarrhea, and the ever so fun respiratory distress to the point of stopping breathing 7 times now. I honestly don't think he'll even make it to the vet- I'm far enough out it will take over an hour to get there and all of the closest places will be closed, the closest emergency vet is almost three hours away. Baseline cost for getting him in after hours is $200 aaand before anyone starts trying to bitch me out over it, he is vaccinated and dewormed and I do not want even a tiny lil bit of advice on how to handle this, kindly do not

[faltering-not-fading]

This is the lil guy in question, he’s still fighting for me but I can’t take him in anywhere unless I can pay upfront in full (yes I know about care credit, no I don’t have it, no none of the vets out here in BFE take it anyway)

[faltering-not-fading]

He's still kicking, just barely. He's not keeping water or pedialyte down. Set him down for more than a few minutes and he goes cold. If he makes it through the night- and you can bet your ass I'm not sleeping- I can get him in for a standard exam fee, but it is still due up front. $40 plus w/e tests and treatment he needs, might be $200ish total instead of $200 baseline. I know Covid has been a bitch and it's the holidays, but this lil guy isn't even three months old yet- please, please boost this!

[faltering-not-fading]

Welcome to episode 3 of "my dog is dying", to express condolences help gather emergency funds send to [email protected] via paypal

He was perfectly fine yesterday morning, and has now stopped eating and is completely sucked up. Other fun symptoms include vomiting bile, mucus filled diarrhea, and the ever so fun respiratory distress to the point of stopping breathing 7 times now. I honestly don't think he'll even make it to the vet- I'm far enough out it will take over an hour to get there and all of the closest places will be closed, the closest emergency vet is almost three hours away. Baseline cost for getting him in after hours is $200 aaand before anyone starts trying to bitch me out over it, he is vaccinated and dewormed and I do not want even a tiny lil bit of advice on how to handle this, kindly do not

[faltering-not-fading]

This is the lil guy in question, he’s still fighting for me but I can’t take him in anywhere unless I can pay upfront in full (yes I know about care credit, no I don’t have it, no none of the vets out here in BFE take it anyway)

[faltering-not-fading]

He's still kicking, just barely. He's not keeping water or pedialyte down. Set him down for more than a few minutes and he goes cold. If he makes it through the night- and you can bet your ass I'm not sleeping- I can get him in for a standard exam fee, but it is still due up front. $40 plus w/e tests and treatment he needs, might be $200ish total instead of $200 baseline. I know Covid has been a bitch and it's the holidays, but this lil guy isn't even three months old yet- please, please boost this!

[faltering-not-fading]

We're at $30 out of the $40 for the baseline fee

[faltering-not-fading]

Welcome to episode 3 of "my dog is dying", to express condolences help gather emergency funds send to [email protected] via paypal

He was perfectly fine yesterday morning, and has now stopped eating and is completely sucked up. Other fun symptoms include vomiting bile, mucus filled diarrhea, and the ever so fun respiratory distress to the point of stopping breathing 7 times now. I honestly don't think he'll even make it to the vet- I'm far enough out it will take over an hour to get there and all of the closest places will be closed, the closest emergency vet is almost three hours away. Baseline cost for getting him in after hours is $200 aaand before anyone starts trying to bitch me out over it, he is vaccinated and dewormed and I do not want even a tiny lil bit of advice on how to handle this, kindly do not

[faltering-not-fading]

This is the lil guy in question, he’s still fighting for me but I can’t take him in anywhere unless I can pay upfront in full (yes I know about care credit, no I don’t have it, no none of the vets out here in BFE take it anyway)

[faltering-not-fading]

Welcome to episode 3 of "my dog is dying", to express condolences help gather emergency funds send to [email protected] via paypal

He was perfectly fine yesterday morning, and has now stopped eating and is completely sucked up. Other fun symptoms include vomiting bile, mucus filled diarrhea, and the ever so fun respiratory distress to the point of stopping breathing 7 times now. I honestly don't think he'll even make it to the vet- I'm far enough out it will take over an hour to get there and all of the closest places will be closed, the closest emergency vet is almost three hours away. Baseline cost for getting him in after hours is $200 aaand before anyone starts trying to bitch me out over it, he is vaccinated and dewormed and I do not want even a tiny lil bit of advice on how to handle this, kindly do not

[faltering-not-fading]

This is the lil guy in question, he’s still fighting for me but I can’t take him in anywhere unless I can pay upfront in full (yes I know about care credit, no I don’t have it, no none of the vets out here in BFE take it anyway)

[faltering-not-fading]

Welcome to episode 3 of "my dog is dying", to express condolences help gather emergency funds send to [email protected] via paypal

He was perfectly fine yesterday morning, and has now stopped eating and is completely sucked up. Other fun symptoms include vomiting bile, mucus filled diarrhea, and the ever so fun respiratory distress to the point of stopping breathing 7 times now. I honestly don't think he'll even make it to the vet- I'm far enough out it will take over an hour to get there and all of the closest places will be closed, the closest emergency vet is almost three hours away. Baseline cost for getting him in after hours is $200 aaand before anyone starts trying to bitch me out over it, he is vaccinated and dewormed and I do not want even a tiny lil bit of advice on how to handle this, kindly do not

[fallingstar6867]

Bruce: This object is weird. It doesn't match the vibrational frequency of our universe

Hal: So what you're saying is

Bruce: don't

Hal: The vibes are off.

[darkestelemental616]

person: So which one of you is in charge here?

Bruce: It’s me

Dick, age 12: Huh?

Bruce: *to Dick* Are you serious? Chum, I’m the adult.

Dick: Okaaaay but were you the adult when I was showing you how to scramble eggs though

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce: Shut up

[katiifaye]

[drink-it-write-it-deactivated20]

desperate starters.

01. "Will you just stop and look at me for a second?"

02. "You're so infuriating!"

03. "Please, stop pretending to care about me when I know you don't."

04. "Are you done? Can you act like an adult now?"

05. "Don't look away when I'm talking to you! Don't you dare do that!"

06. "I'm not sorry. You wanna know why? It's because I want you, and I want you all to myself."

07. "It's because I'm too selfish with you."

08. "Do you think you can just walk away from this?"

09. "Come back to me."

10. "I order you not to go!"

11. "You can't leave me... not you."

12. "Please just look at me – really look at me."

13. "I love you. I'm old, I'm selfish, and I really, really love you."

14. "Stay here with me."

15. "If you go then I'll have no one, so... please don't go."

[86yum]

They are meant for each other♡

[professionalfangirllife]

Ok but if this had been Red Hood's new Bat logo with the start of Red Hood: Outlaw I would have cried for the next 10 years.

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

[doctorgeekery]

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

[hippocrates460]

Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.

[hello-incorrectavatarquotes-here]

Sokka: It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!

[tardigradetheking]

bold talk from someone who knows zuko personally 

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[star-temeraire]

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

[comicchats]

Tim: We're going to die

Dick: Be positive

Tim: We're going to die soon

Jason: Now that's the spirit

Dick:

[hirudoicepop-deactivated2021100]

(´///☁///`) H..Happy Valentine! (*Runaway*(((((*艸*))

[hirudoicepop-deactivated2021100]

Because Christmas is all about red and green, thats why.