Bleeding Hog Monkeys!

* made for my own amusement. * complete slut for zutara * open for submissions!

[timeofdeathnote]

[demaparbat-hp]

The answer is always yes

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aang: i made this friendship bracelet for you. toph: you know, i’m not really a jewelry person. aang: [reaching for the bracelet] you don’t have to wear it. toph: [snatches it away] no. i’m gonna wear it. forever. back off.

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katara: i wish you would start admitting that you make mistakes. zuko, stirring his tea: OR MAYBE I JUST LIKE IT WITH SALT! YOU DON'T KNOW!

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sokka: it’s not a man purse. it’s called a satchel. indiana jones wears one.

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aang: i love it when zuko’s asleep. he looks so peaceful. sokka, getting out a marker: and vulnerable.

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zuko: ah, katara did the dishes. sokka: how do you know i didn’t do them? zuko: because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your boomerang.

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Ozai: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation? Zuko: All the time. Ozai: Then you should be used to it.

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sokka, throwing his head into zuko's lap: tell me i'm pretty! zuko, lovingly stroking his hair: you're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[19silvermirrors]

and Juliet is the Sun

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Sokka: Hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Katara, concerned: You're a danger to society and yourself.

Toph: Also a coward. Do twenty.

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Zuko, sending Aang and Sokka on a shopping trip: I have total faith in you.

Aang and Sokka: [leave the room]

Zuko: There's a 35% chance they'll both die.

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aang: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, i'd just be excited to have a bunk bed. sokka: sokka: i'm gonna tell him. zuko: don't you dare.

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aang: can you check for monsters under my bed?

zuko: the monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.

aang:

zuko: goodnight.

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zuko: *gets a paper cut*

katara, clenching her fists: hasn't he been through enough?

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ozai: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something

zuko: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago

ozai: i did that on purpose

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iroh: stop saying "i wish i could" and start saying "i will!"

zuko: i will walk through fire!

iroh: wait

zuko, already blasting flames: I WILL WALK THROUGH FIRE!

iroh: ZUKO STOP