Fallout 4 Incorrect Quotes

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Danse: Rules exist for a reason.

Hancock: So do explosives.

Danse: That is not a counterargument.

Hancock: Yet it keeps winning.

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Valentine: I have a plan.

Deacon: I have concepts of a plan.

MacCready: I have a gun.

Hancock: Good enough. Let’s go.

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Preston: Another settlement needs our help.

Everyone:

Preston: Why does everyone keep groaning when I say that?

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Preston: We need to discuss our feelings like adults.

Cait: I am discussing my feelings.

Preston: You’re throwing chairs.

Cait: And my feeling is anger.

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Preston: We should help people because it’s the right thing to do.

MacCready: Counterargument: caps.

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Valentine: I solved the case.

Preston: Already?

Valentine: Yeah. Deacon did it.

Deacon: In my defense, that narrows nothing down.

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Danse: We need a code phrase in case of emergencies.

Hancock: I vote “hot potato.”

MacCready: No one’s gonna take that seriously.

Five minutes later

Danse, over comms: HOT POTATO. I REPEAT, HOT POTATO.

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*At the police station*

Valentine: Hi, I’m here for Hancock.

Police officer: Who’s Hancock?

Valentine: Ah, you must be new.

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Valentine: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Deacon: What? No good morning?

Valentine: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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Deacon: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.

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Cait: *hands a gun to Curie *

Curie: *afraid* i don’t believe in guns

Cait: they are very real, now take it

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Deacon: *master chef*

Hancock: *knows a few recipes*

Valentine: *can follow instructions on a box*

Danse: *made toast once*

MacCready: *banned from the kitchen*

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Deacon: Comparing Hancock and Valentine is like comparing apples and oranges.

Hancock: We’re both unique in our own ways?

Deacon: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

Valentine: Which one of us is the orange?

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Hancock: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!

Preston: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Hancock?

Hancock: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-

Preston: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!

Hancock: Oh, come on, Preston, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face*

Preston:

Hancock: …it was a credit union.

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Hancock: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Hancock: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine and jet on the table*

Deacon: ...Thanks.

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Curie: Go and tell Valentine why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.

Hancock:

Curie: Do it, tell them what you told me earlier.

Hancock, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...

Valentine:

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Deacon: May luck (and this picture of Preston eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.