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thepeacockangel

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

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[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

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*shaking finger at a small poodle with chewed up slippers in their mouth*

“Bad man! You are a naughty, naughty man”

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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

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im the dumb bitch mutual. the absolute fucking idiot mutual. people see me on their dash and theyre like “i didnt know u could read”

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they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

pondwitch

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

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In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

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op got assassinated before they could finish revealing the truth

thetomska

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

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HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

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i fucking hate my life so much i accidentaly googled yop, saw this image, and immediately thought to myself “someday im going to come home and this thing will be fucking my wife”