dan nicky your bobbie s

Charlie ~ 18, he/him Whomst am I

[quasarden]

Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

[demilypyro]

I hate train stations

Nothing gets me existential like coming into a big room and seeing two hundred people walk around in different directions

[demilypyro]

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[miiriya]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jays--wing]

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im looking forward to the trespasser dlc

[cool-eevee]

Travis McElroy is a suspiciously suprisingly wholesome person for someone who is the devastating combination of a Scorpio, slytherein, and theatre major

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ 

[goatherdt]

Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that randomly show up in your mind but they’re actually good??

Idk what they’d be called, but. Who knows.

[ramjam]

theyre called thoughts

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[crow--teeth]

god is a sock puppet but I have a hoof

[crow--teeth]

i just throw words at things and one day i’ll die

[unscentedbabylotion]

polly pocket clothes

[melblancscream]

[glnger-ale-official]

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

[hey-im-anxiety-deactivated20190]

Op did you say it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

did you say it op

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

[r-ambien]

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[whitepeopletwitter]

[muppetlesbian]

a power move

[nianeyna]

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

[argumate]

foreplay with Todd

[nianeyna]

do you ever think before you post

[argumate]

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post