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people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

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angelmutual

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

lolsofunny

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

neoperks

PEAS 🦆

c-rowteeth

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

scringlegrup42

@the-mighty-birdy

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Cat is scared

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

Has anyone ever seen that picture of the horse in the pool with the sunglasses wearing dog in its back and the ’D’ from the Hollywood sign thrown in the bushes?

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

Ok this is the picture… Can someone explain it to me?

tryclops

wow the live action bojack horseman looks great

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bubble-lead

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

queensnarf

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

christophoronomicon

Cute :)

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So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

voxeterna1

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

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this is the only non fake text post on tumblr

bob-belcher

theyuseifan

Nintendo: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp is slated for a late November 2017 release!

My impatient ass on November 2nd, 2017:

(via meladoodle)

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

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Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

exomoon

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

goldnpoc

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

captainkirk94-deactivated201903

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

advanced-procrastination

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

quousque

???? what??? the fuck???????

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“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first.

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

spocksplum

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

gif87a-com

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

shinymegacrobat

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

queervashti

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat

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“What the hell? What is this??”

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you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

artemistyck

Cosplay myths

-You’re going to get SO much work done on your costume tonight/over the weekend/on your day off/on your lunch break/between binge-watching your new favorite show

-You don’t want to change a thing about your costume once you’ve started wearing it

-If you decide to update a costume, it won’t be much. You just want to change one small thing

-Sewing is fun when it’s 1am the day before the con

-You’re so glad you cut corners and bought the cheaper, less accurate fabric

-All photographs of you in your costume make you happy

-Getting your picture taken in your cosplay when you’re trying to rest/eat/take a call/be inside a restroom are just what you wanted