FRUITCAKE ❄️⛄🎁
↳ lines from sabrina carpenter's fruitcake christmas ep.
"think i only want you under my mistletoe."
"i might change your contact to 'has a huge north pole'."
"you said you like my stockings better on the floor."
"[gendered term], i've been a bad [gendered term], i guess i'm getting coal."
"let me come warm you up, you've been out in the snow."
"baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like ho ho ho."
"i don't want santa's elves underneath this ol' tree."
"here's a little carol i wrote, it's about you and me."
"looking at you got me thinking christmas."
"snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissing."
"when you're coming down the chimney, oh it feels so good."
"you'll be santa claus and i'll be mrs." // "you'll be mrs. claus and i'll be santa."
"i'll take you for a ride."
"i don't even know, i'm talking christmas."
"i'm talking decking all the halls."
"i'm talking spiking egg nog."
"i'm talking opposite of small."
"i'm talking big snow balls."
"you got a new toy for me."
"i'm out here trimming the tree."
"i caught that holiday glee."
"my true love gave it to me."
"look at all those presents."
"that package is too big to gift wrap."
"how quickly can you build a snowman? think fast."
"if you were a wise man, baby, you would drop every other ho, ho, ho and put me on top."
"up there on your tree, better treat me like a star."
"spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart."
"fuck the jet, send the sleigh."
"it's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe."
"if you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk, if you're not gonna race here from the north pole to beverly hills just to keep my stocking filled, well, i know somebody who will."
"hе's a little bit older, like, super old."
"but damn' it, he's so hot."
"haven't, like, seen him in a while."
"he's probably just busy at his workshop."
SANTA DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO:
"santa doesn't know you like i do."
"i've been there through the good and bad."
"i know how to make you laugh, kiss all your tears away, babe, oh, only i can do that."
"why don't you just come over?"
"you've been actin' so cold."
"no, I don't want nothin' crazy, just wanna get you alone."
"all of this snow is fallin', i can make you fall too."
"so, tell me what's on your wish list, i wanna make it come true."
"i know all of your favorite songs, pick up each time you call, so, why can't I be the one to give you everything you want?"
"i just want you to tell me that you feel the same."
"i don't think I'm gonna make it through the winter, babe."
"well, don't you wanna wrap me up in mistletoe, under the tree?"
"he won't bring you somebody that loves you more than me."
"you gonna leave me all alone? on christmas?"
"baby, what'd I ever do to deserve all that?"
"can't we just, like, snuggle, underneath the tree? by the fireplace? you know i make those cookies you like."
"well, maybe this Christmas time you'll finally realize that I could be the one to give you everything you want."
"i saw you laughin' in one of his pictures."
"but you'll be the one with his ring on your finger
"there's red and green everywhere, but I'm so blue."
"maybe he met you somewhere in the desert, while he was soul searchin'."
"guess you make him happy like I couldn't do, cindy lou, who?"
"with your hair so long, lips so red, maybe we met once, i forget. scrollin' five years back, i'm obsеssed, breakin' my heart, 'tis thе season, I guess."
"even waking up now in his old bed at his family's house, no, you're just breakin' my heart, 'tis the season, I guess."
"the snow's gonna fall and the tree's gonna glisten, and i'm gonna puke at the thought of you kissin'. the boy who I love is now in love with you, cindy lou, who?
"i told all my friends, they said, "it can't be true". cindy lou, who?"
"i'm sick and tired of this holiday."
"not good at bein' present anyway."
"the songs are catchy but they're overplayed."
"my relatives always know what to say to piss me off."
"small talk in the kitchen, dated, dumb traditions, who sucks competition."
"call it pessimism, december is the reason. it just makes me miss him."
"i'm gettin' bored, so can we skip ahead?"
"i just wanna forget that I'm at home with nobody to hold while I'm dreamin' 'bout silver and gold, that champagne buzz down to my toes."
"so, why aren't you kissin' mе?"
"santa, santa, boy, you're the worst."
"it's the 25th, i wish it was the 1st."
"couples all around me, damn, it hurts."
"wanna push 'em in the fireplace, and watch 'em burn."
"santa, santa, why do you hate me? i'm a gift, look how god made me."
"never, never get what's on my list."
"fruitcake just makes me sick."
