Some Protective Friend/Sibling/Parent figure starters
âIt doesnât seem THAT dangerousâŠâ
âI donât need a coat.â
âSorry, but Iâve made up my mind.â
âYouâre not my dad/mom!â
âDonât try to talk me out of this.â
âBut Itâs easy, Iâve done it before- oops.â
âHe was just having a friendly conversation with me!â
âI like being friends with every single person I meet.â
âHow did you even find me here?â
âItâs not that bad, really! I can walk!â
âI wasnât being reckless, I was thinking quickly!â
âIâm not that tired, I can still keep going!â
âDonât take it easy on me this time.â
âI can do it myself.â
âI can walk, Iâm fine.â
âYeah yeah, itâs just a small cold.â
âI really was behaving, honest.â
âYou always treat me like a kid!â
âI was asking for an outing together, not a personal body guard.â
âI-itâs so coldâŠâ
âI think Iâm a little drunk⊠Just a little.â
âIf I tell you, promise you donât get mad?â
âYouâre grounding me?! Itâs not fair!â
âWhat were you thinking?!â
âI donât like the look of that guyâŠâ
âI know whatâs best.â
âWhat happened? Are you hurt?â
âYou could of gotten yourself killed!â
âYouâre so reckless!â
âSlow down, youâll just wear yourself out.â
âIâll handle this, you leave.â
âYouâre in over your head.â
âAre you seriously drunk?â
âYou have a feverâŠâ
âIâm just trying to watch out for you.â
âYou donât have to worry. Iâve got your back.â
âHere, take my coat.â
âYouâre running a fever!â
âHere, Iâll carry you the rest of the way.â
âItâs better if you donât know.â
âYou had me so worriedâŠ.â
âWhen that person asked if they could have you for dessert tomorrow I think they literally meant it.â