don't be yourself!

(alexis/axe, 22, sapphic, she/they/he) ||, psychonauts sideblog @tumbleinthenet, homestuck sideblog @expositionbooth || icon by tomedolly

[my-dailydreams]

[swagophile]

me if i was drake: Yo lets release a song called super mario anthem about how much I love the mario games

my manager: sire, the foul and loathsome kendrick has badmouthed you publicly in one of his horrible songs. what shall we do master

me: What? Lets write a song about the minons from despicable me

my producer: Minions are honestly so fire, your awfulness

me: I know right. Maybe we can do a collab with pokemon so I can write a song about ditto

my manager: but your wickedness.. kendrick the terrible.. he seeks to bring your fortunes into ruin

me: Ditto ditto ditto, you can transform. Ditto ditto ditto, pokeballs your home

my producer: this is the one

me: Ok lets do the mario song

[sacred-portal]

[aire1111]

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[dogpuppy]

[freebasegod]

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[zmpl]

?????

[kingofthehilltoday]

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[whichcouldmeanothing]

reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook

[bgm05]

your favorite youtuber Cisgender Jessica has some crazy news on the transgender tiktok user the internet has decided to gangstalk- i mean hold accountable this month

[heavenpierceher]

going to go to r/transformers and say “hey guys i’m getting started with the comics, is this a good starting point?” and then post this image and then log out and never check the post again

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

lee harvey oswald is back from the dead, and this time he’s looking to suck cocks

[missladybirdhill]

[fullmoonguidance]

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & pingas

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline