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guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

kknyght

"are you a man or a woman ?" i'm a knight on a quest hope that helps

catasters

foodandfriends

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

cryinglawstudent

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

gelphienation

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

hollowboobtheory

unironically my favorite thing about tiktok is how the algorithm will sometimes assign you a random niche interest like for a while. it's just like hey you're gonna be into beef tallow now. last year it gave me pointe shoes. yes as in for ballerinas. my current tiktok-assigned niche interest is the north sea.

mossy-cobble

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

mossy-cobble

i'll always be here

bisexualwario

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

amurderofkittens

This is the one thing in your life you really want and need to hear. It’s so fascinating.

oberorka

gay pride flag for people who can see a much wider range of wavelengths

allwhiterain-deactivated2025061

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

zagreus

previously unseen genders in human history

eraserheadadult

i love that the editor made a meme for demonstration purposes

sufjansjoy

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

sufjansjoy

wow

fridgebride

byjove

The Lady of the Lake?

boy mom final boss

healthy parent-child relationship with Lancelot

distant & neglectful relationship with Lancelot

I knew her for the sword thing, had no idea she was a mother.

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tilthat

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

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