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@fancaro2005

Helloooo everyone! Name's Miles, but you can also call me Maël, Livio, Steven or even Bob tbh. 🇫🇷 I'm 20, still on Tumblr after many years... Previous account name is Fandom-With-No-Hope. I reblog random stuff, often related to my interests. My pronouns are He/They/It. Public apology to all my mutuals with whom I never interacted, I love y'all, sorry for flooding your dash with random shit. An unfortunate Tumblr mobile user, which means that if you send me an ask and I don't see it, it's not my fault I just can't make the app work 💀. Wishing everyone a nice day! Love and peace🤞

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cat-mermaid

maybe its a fools errand because its tiny pixelated flowers, but can anyone identify any of these flowers save for the red roses? I think the purple ones in the second pic are lilacs but they could also be lavender?

mochiiknight

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

retrogamingblog2

digital-magus

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

ectofool

lmpala-67

Dokapon Kingdom Drinking Game

Drink if:

-The angels come for your soul

-your weapon breaks

-PHYOOOOOSE

-you lose a round of roshambo

-you send a food the king hates on behalf of another player

-anyone accidentally wanders into Africa and gets owned

-you are healed by the strangely unironic dog priest at a temple

-Mitch the digger is unsuccessful in digging up hot springs

-anyone becomes a darkling

-your hairstyle is changed to Poo or Baldy

-you successfully rob the skanky French item store girl

-someone pays off Robo-sassin

Bonus (to be read in the voice of Thor)

All players are to feed a chocolate-chip wafer to another player of their choosing whenever the mighty King of Dokopon proclaims the phrase “ADVENTURERS!”

eylds

This is coming around again.

Playing it right now!

teaboot

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

teaboot

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect